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The Night Before Christmas (adult version)
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MikeT    Posted 12-23-2004 at 12:52:38       [Reply]  [Send Email]
T'was the night before Christmas and all through the house
the whole d--- family was drunk as a louse.

Ma in from the cat house, me in from jail
just fell in bed for that nice piece of t---.
Grandma and Grandpa were singing a song,
Junior was in bed a flonging his d---.

When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter
I jumped from bed to see what the matter.
Away to the window I flew in a flash
threw open the shutter and fell on my A--.

anybody remember the rest of this version? been 50 years since I first heard it.

Farmall    Posted 12-23-2004 at 18:44:05       [Reply]  [Send Email]

45 for me

George in TX    Posted 12-23-2004 at 13:46:12       [Reply]  [No Email]
Wasn't really too hard to find.

Warning! Strong R rating.

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