Posted 12-23-2004 at 12:52:38
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T'was the night before Christmas and all through the house
the whole d--- family was drunk as a louse.
Ma in from the cat house, me in from jail
just fell in bed for that nice piece of t---.
Grandma and Grandpa were singing a song,
Junior was in bed a flonging his d---.
When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter
I jumped from bed to see what the matter.
Away to the window I flew in a flash
threw open the shutter and fell on my A--.
anybody remember the rest of this version? been 50 years since I first heard it.