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Greg    Posted 12-23-2004 at 14:09:21       [Reply]  [No Email]
Ok, reading New-Gen's jokes got me in the mood, so...

A horse walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender sets one in front of him and says, "Hey buddy, why the long face?"

Farmall    Posted 12-23-2004 at 18:37:08       [Reply]  [Send Email]

I can explain the long face. The joke dosent state that there were any women around. If I was at a bar, and there wernt any interested women, and I wasnt horsin around, id have a long face tooo

Les    Posted 12-23-2004 at 14:10:25       [Reply]  [No Email]
Maybe he voted for John Kerry?

mark    Posted 12-23-2004 at 14:41:01       [Reply]  [No Email]
They're smarter than that

Les    Posted 12-23-2004 at 15:05:16       [Reply]  [No Email]
ROFLMAO! Couldn't resist, what with the "long face" reference.

midway    Posted 12-23-2004 at 15:33:13       [Reply]  [No Email]
maybe it was kerry

deadcarp    Posted 12-23-2004 at 16:49:10       [Reply]  [No Email]
look at that will ya? horse walks in a bar, minding his own business and already somebody's talkin about his rear end. lol (aw jeez, sometimes i just slay me :)

Les    Posted 12-23-2004 at 17:09:57       [Reply]  [No Email]
I was trying to make something happen in that vein but I bow to your superior skills in putting it together. Thank you, sir!

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