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A frog walked into a bank......
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New-Gen    Posted 12-23-2004 at 17:06:03       [Reply]  [No Email]
And approached the loan officer, Ms.Patty Wack about a $25000 personal loan. When asked for colateral he said his only asset was a cheap trinket from Taiwan. When she refused him the loan he informed her that Mick Jagger was his biological father and insisted that she ask the bank president. She took the trinket to the president and said "There's a frog in my office who claims to be Mick Jagger's son and wants a $25000 loan using this thing for collateral. What is it? And what should I do?"

The president looked at the trinket and replied,
"It's a knick-nack Patty Wack, give the frog a loan! His old man's a Rolling Stone!!

mojo    Posted 12-24-2004 at 06:37:59       [Reply]  [No Email]
I must be way sleepy, didn't see that coming!LOL

deadcarp    Posted 12-23-2004 at 17:21:44       [Reply]  [No Email]
sure, likely story: you expect me to believe a frog walked into the bank and got a loan? hah! everybody knows frogs can't do that - cmon fess up - the concertina-playing mouse is a ventriloquist isn't he? :)

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