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To all the firemen out there working this weekend.
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DD    Posted 12-23-2004 at 18:49:11       [Reply]  [No Email]
In a small Texas town there was a "Nativity Scene" that showed great skill and talent had gone into creating it. But one small feature bothered me: the three wise men were wearing firemen's helmets. Totally unable to come up with a reason or explanation, I left.

At a "Quik Stop" on the edge of town, I asked the lady behind the counter about the helmets. She exploded into a rage, yelling at me, "You dang Yankees never read your Bibles!"I assured her that I did, but simply couldn't recall anything about firemen in the Bible.

She jerked her Bible from behind the counter and riffled through some pages, and finally jabbed her finger at a passage. Sticking it in my face she said, "See, it says right here, 'The three wise men came from afar.'



Les    Posted 12-23-2004 at 19:14:08       [Reply]  [No Email]
You heard that one from me. I been using that for a couple years on stage.


DD    Posted 12-23-2004 at 19:22:29       [Reply]  [No Email]
Hmmm, never seen ya on stage but ok....giggle....if you say so : )


Les    Posted 12-23-2004 at 19:29:11       [Reply]  [No Email]
When they see me coming, they start looking around to see what's available to reinforce the stage.
Hey, I ordered my plane tickets today. No turning back now.


DD    Posted 12-23-2004 at 19:32:44       [Reply]  [No Email]
Awww, don't say that, yer not the largest person I've ever seen. Congrats on the tickets and we'll be sure'n have some warm weather for ya too : ) Now tell me again just where in Fl. this is gonna be...my CRS is kicked into overdrive today...lol


Les    Posted 12-23-2004 at 19:38:24       [Reply]  [No Email]
Fort Meade. Just a bit north of where Cindi is located. Do a Google search for Florida Flywheelers. I tried it earlier today but the site must have been down for some reason.


DD    Posted 12-23-2004 at 19:41:47       [Reply]  [No Email]
Thanks Les : )


Patria    Posted 12-23-2004 at 19:40:28       [Reply]  [No Email]
May I ask...is the trip due to bussiness, or pleasure..?


DD    Posted 12-23-2004 at 19:50:41       [Reply]  [No Email]
Howdy Patria, how's Cookie Monster doin? lol....did he find some warm clothes for his visit with his family? He sounds so excited about getting to go when he mentions it in a post : )


Patria    Posted 12-23-2004 at 20:04:33       [Reply]  [No Email]
He hasn't seen his family in three years!! so you can imagine his exitement!



DD    Posted 12-23-2004 at 20:07:10       [Reply]  [No Email]
Yep! And yours too when he gets back home ; )


Patria    Posted 12-23-2004 at 20:21:48       [Reply]  [No Email]
This would be the first time we have the ocean between us..when we were 'dating', we would hate that Atlantic Ocean with passion..LOL!!!


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