Posted 12-26-2004 at 06:47:47
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and figured one or two of you here might appreciate it:
We have enjoyed the redneck jokes for years. It's time to take a reflective look at the core beliefs of a culture that values home, family, country and God. If I had to stand before a dozen terrorists who threaten my life, I'd choose a half dozen or so rednecks to back me up. Tire irons, squirrel guns and grit -- that's what rednecks are made of. I hope I am one of those. If you feel the same, pass this on to your redneck friends. Y'all know who ya are...
You might be a redneck if. . .
It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase,
"One nation, under God. . "
You've never protested about seeing the
10 Commandments posted in public places.
You still say "Christmas" instead of "Winter Festival."
You bow your head when someone prays.
You stand and place your hand over your heart when
they play the National Anthem.
You treat Viet Nam vets with great respect, and always have.
You've never burned an American flag.
You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say
so, no matter who is listening.
You respect your elders and expect your kids to do the
You'd give your last dollar to a friend.
If you got this email from me it is because I believe
that you, like me have just enough Red Neck in you to
have the same beliefs as those talked about in this
God Bless the USA, God bless you and MERRY CHRISTMAS !!