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tacon1    Posted 01-03-2005 at 08:41:59       [Reply]  [No Email]
FACTS:

WORDS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK;

Cinnamon
Indubitably
Innovative
Preliminary
Proliferation

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK;

British Constitution
Loquacious Transubstantiate
Passive-aggressive disorder
Specificity

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK;

Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.
Nope, no more booze for me.
Sorry, but you're not really my type.
Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?
Oh, I just couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing.
You're right; I can't jump over that table.


Somethin' easy to say    Posted 01-03-2005 at 15:31:02       [Reply]  [No Email]
Hey y'all.... watch this!

Doc


SHOW,,, WASSYERPOINT?    Posted 01-03-2005 at 09:15:18       [Reply]  [No Email]
hehehe. good'n.
Ron/PA


Hyo Rawn!    Posted 01-03-2005 at 09:51:30       [Reply]  [No Email]
Yu makes'ense, buhd, I coont reed whaud dad udder gye rotes...

PslamminI,


midway    Posted 01-03-2005 at 11:05:48       [Reply]  [No Email]
When you're drunk??????? I have trouble saying those when I'm sober!!!!!!!1


deadcarp    Posted 01-03-2005 at 11:37:22       [Reply]  [No Email]
i'm glad you said it first- here i was thinking i'm a cheap drunk. i was struggling into an exam gown this morning and a nurse walked in: my reaction? i said "fffff-------"(sweeping my arms back in some kinda chimp-like greeting posture)"saaaaaayyyyyy!!!!!!!" and flashed a big grin. and most everything else. you're not married areya? do you think it's time to review my medication or should i stay with the 14 i'm on? izziss a million candlepower? "clear the dex - incoming gurneys - neeeaaaaawwwwwwww -- budda budda budda - wooooaaaawwwwwww - never saw a flying baptist nun before!"


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