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A Cabbies Wish
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Zenia    Posted 01-11-2005 at 20:36:55       [Reply]  [No Email]
A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won't stop staring at her.

She asks him why is he staring.

He replies, "I have a question to ask you, but I don't want to offend you."

She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a Nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear
just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."

"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a Nun kiss me."

She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic."

The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I am single and I'm Catholic!"

"OK" the Nun says. "Pull into the next alley."

The Nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.

But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.

"My dear child, said the nun, why are you crying?"

"Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied. I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish."

The nun says, "That's OK, my name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party."

anon    Posted 01-12-2005 at 01:42:55       [Reply]  [No Email]
Dad drove cab for several years before he landed his last good job. He was Prod but made sure we kids were sent to Catholic school. Gent that he was, I never heard him tell tales, but I sure enjoy cabbie jokes. I think of Dad.

Vindar    Posted 01-11-2005 at 23:14:14       [Reply]  [No Email]
Well you do know that myself would greatly wish that barenaked ladies with no clothes on would not jump on the roof of my veryown taxi cab. It is most difficult to get the dents back out after mashing it up.

Lucky Mom    Posted 01-11-2005 at 21:04:22       [Reply]  [No Email]

seahag    Posted 01-11-2005 at 20:49:20       [Reply]  [No Email]
Im catholic LOLOL

deadcarp    Posted 01-12-2005 at 00:07:05       [Reply]  [No Email]
just my luck - i don't suppose your real name's kevin either is it? aw man! (batting my brightest eyelash) lolol

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