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In the year 2029...
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~Lenore ;-)    Posted 01-19-2005 at 11:59:02       [Reply]  [No Email]
The year is 2029-----
Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest
country in the world, Mexifornia formally known as California. White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third
language.

Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock.

Baby conceived naturally . . . scientists stumped.

Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.

Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the American Territory of the Middle East (formerly known as Iran, Afghanistan, Syria and Lebanon).

Iraq still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.

France pleads for global help after being overtaken by Jamaica.

Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.

George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.

Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.

85-year, $75.8 billion study: Diet and Exercise is the key to weight loss. Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.

Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.

Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.

Average height of NBA players now nine feet, seven inches.

New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters, and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2036.

Congress authorizes direct deposit of formerly illegal political contributions to campaign accounts.

Capitol Hill intern indicted for refusing to have s.e.x with a congressman.

IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.

Florida Democrats still don't know how to use a voting machine.

HAPPY NEW YEAR to All!


KellyGa    Posted 01-20-2005 at 06:18:31       [Reply]  [No Email]
What a list Lenore, what a list! I got to go find me a hole to crawl into now, I don't like that particular projected future! LOL!


Willy-N    Posted 01-19-2005 at 18:36:16       [Reply]  [No Email]
In only time most of that will be probley true! Sad but true. Mark H.


Bob Mi    Posted 01-19-2005 at 14:57:12       [Reply]  [No Email]
Lenore sometimes you scare the hell out of me !!! I'm trying to slow down and smell the roses and you throw me a curve and make me look at the future !!Your too cool


SusanMo    Posted 01-19-2005 at 12:07:19       [Reply]  [No Email]
LOLOL i love itttt thing is i wonder how much of it will be actually true then...things that make ya say hmmmm


SusieQ    Posted 01-20-2005 at 02:51:10       [Reply]  [No Email]
Where do you find these goodies Lenore, ha, I like reading..................sounds like Soylent Green......remember that movie????? in New York?


Clod    Posted 01-20-2005 at 16:55:15       [Reply]  [No Email]
Bill Gates gets twenty years for creating computer viruses.


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