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carlw    Posted 01-20-2005 at 13:05:16       [Reply]  [No Email]
Little Johnny's neighbors had a baby. Unfortunately, the baby was born
> without ears. When mother and new baby came home from the hospital,
> Johnny's family was invited over to see the baby. Before they left their
> house, Little Johnny's dad had a talk with him and explained that the baby
> had no ears.
> His dad also told him that if he so much as mentioned anything about the
> baby's missing ears or even said the word ears he would get the spanking
> of his life when they came back home. Little Johnny told his dad he
> understood completely.
> When Johnny looked in the crib he said, "What a beautiful baby."
> The mother said, "Why, thank you, Little Johnny."
> Johnny said, "He has beautiful little feet and beautiful little hands, a
> cute little nose and really beautiful eyes."
> "Can he see?" asked Little Johnny.
> "Yes", the mother replied, "we are so thankful; the Doctor said he will
> have 20/20 vision."
> "That's great", said Little Johnny, "cuz he'd be sh__ outta luck if he
> needed glasses."

Griz    Posted 01-20-2005 at 13:55:45       [Reply]  [No Email]
Unfortunately, the story does not end there. You see there was a part of this story that was left out. As the mother noted, the little baby will have perfect vision but that was only AFTER his surgery. You see, this little baby, in addition to not having ears, was also missing his eyelids!!! Luckily, as was the families tradition, they had the little baby boy circumsised and were able to use the foreskin to create new eyelids for this little guy. As the mother said, he will still have 20/20 vision albeit he will be a little cockeyed!


Les    Posted 01-20-2005 at 15:02:42       [Reply]  [No Email]
I've heard that sometimes that discarded material is used to make luggage. Works great.

Patria    Posted 01-20-2005 at 14:03:11       [Reply]  [No Email]
Now Griz..

hm..never mind.


mud    Posted 01-20-2005 at 16:32:27       [Reply]  [No Email]
these are just jokes. isn't that what you said to me last night?

i heard plenty of farmer & red neck jokes too.

Patria    Posted 01-20-2005 at 20:39:50       [Reply]  [No Email]
Whoa there mud..LOL

I've heard some of'em jokes here and there too..

Better bite my tongue in time than earn me some sabbatica time from the forum..heheh

LOL...    Posted 01-20-2005 at 14:05:10       [Reply]  [No Email]
You people slay me...


Patria    Posted 01-20-2005 at 13:24:31       [Reply]  [No Email]
Out of kid's mouths, anything goes!

I know this one's a joke..but could also be a true story!!

deadcarp    Posted 01-20-2005 at 13:16:56       [Reply]  [No Email]
thanks- that one's going to oregon! ;0

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