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It is good to be a woman ;-}
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Ollie    Posted 05-21-2002 at 10:23:57       [Reply]  [No Email]
It is good to be a woman:

1. We got off the Titanic first.

2. We can scare male bosses with the mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.

3. Taxis stop for us.

4. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

5. No fashion faux pas we make, could ever rival the Speedo.

6. We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.

7. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

8. We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear end.

9. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.

10. We have the ability to dress ourselves.

11. We can talk to the opposite s-x without having to picture them naked.

12. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we are aware that we will look like an idiot.

13. We will never regret piercing our ears.

14. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

15. We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence because they aren't listening anyway.


Mark A    Posted 05-22-2002 at 06:35:53       [Reply]  [No Email]
What did God say when he created man? I can do better next time!!!!


Actually.............Dave in Mo    Posted 05-22-2002 at 09:51:07       [Reply]  [Send Email]
After God created Adam in the Garden of Eden, He stopped in one day to see how he was doin' Adam admitted everything was cool except he was kinda lonely. So God said, ?quot;Adam, I can create the perfect creature for you...it'll satisfy all your needs, wants, and desires. It will care for you, bear your offspring, be subject to your every whim.?quot; Adam responded wildly, ?quot;That'll be terrific, but what will it cost me??quot; God answered, ?quot;It will require Me to take one of your arms and one of your legs to make!?quot; Adam thought about it for a while and worried that he wouldn't be able to hunt anymore in that shape and would perish, so he asked God, ?quot;What can I get for a rib??quot;


DeadCarp - yep    Posted 05-21-2002 at 13:22:33       [Reply]  [No Email]
All those things are wonderful & i'm glad the ladies have so much going for them. Good thing tonite's lodge meeting so i won't be tempted to read stuff like this for a couple hours - won't hear it either - cellphones are banned! lol

I'll tell ya a secret - the GUYS didn't know if they could survive without them - that's how bad it's got! You never heard such whining in all your life! All of a sudden, everybody claims the world can't turn without his advice! For 2 hours? So they hafta leave them with security who is sworn to ignore the things anyway! Good thing i'm not security, we'd have a bonfire and start all over. heh heh


farmer wantabe    Posted 05-21-2002 at 10:40:46       [Reply]  [No Email]
When God created the woman one more detail would have made for the perfect creature, an "off" button. Ha Ha!!! Just kidding ladies!


Larry    Posted 05-21-2002 at 14:11:34       [Reply]  [Send Email]

Off button??? I've been trying to turn my wife on for years. :{)


Ludwig    Posted 05-21-2002 at 10:43:47       [Reply]  [No Email]
heck I wouldn't even need off, mute would be
plenty! :)


WallSal55    Posted 05-21-2002 at 11:46:57       [Reply]  [No Email]
Yes, it is a known (scientific?) fact that women
have a vocab of 5,000 words per day, where men
have 3,000 words per day--(they say usually used up at work). So, save us 1,000 words Guys for the end of the day. 500? Gals, you may want to print this post!


not a feminist but    Posted 09-03-2002 at 18:38:37       [Reply]  [Send Email]
If you have seen the sophomoric TV shows aimed at men you would know why they only need 3000.


Ira    Posted 05-22-2002 at 03:15:31       [Reply]  [Send Email]
3000 words a DAY-- I doubt I use that many in a whole MONTH..


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