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Weekend rants resumed
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Ron/PA    Posted 01-22-2005 at 03:59:42       [Reply]  [No Email]
The holidays are over and I've exhausted my supply of cheer and good will. Let the games begin.
First of all, I think people that own bottled water companies are as crazy as folks that gotta have bread and milk before a snow storm. We've been running for 3 days straight trying to deliver all the loads before the storm, now the customers are calling and saying they expect to be closed for a day or two and won't need their next loads! IDIOTS.
Lets all go fill our gas tanks so we can leave our cars in the garage til the snow's gone! BOB NY, if you're laughing, I'll get even. LOL

It's fairly easy to blame Willy and the Canadagans for our weather, I personally am blaming them for 1 flat tractor tire, and hemmoroids! It's a plot and we all know it. Some day I'll launch a counter strike. Don't laugh Patria, I'm pretty much convinced that Puerto Rico is responsible for my mortage intrest rate, and several football scores that cost me money. Keep braggin about your weather and I'll bring my trashy friends down for a visit.

I could only pray hard enough to have the government "Allow" me to keep and invest "MY" money as I see fit.

AS for the Bush Balls, hey party hardy bubba, ya got the job, celebrate. I don't want MY president celebrating with a keg party, then again I wouldn't allow MY president to consort with Monica!! Well maybe I would if he was married to Hillary.

As for the Bush girls, I agree they shouldn't have given that bull horn salute, they should have targeted the offended countries, and given a good old fashioned single finger salute to them.

JB, I have ammended my will, in the event of my untimely demise, you are to be appointed my successor and continue this post. I like the way you say "Stuff it" in a civilized way, I gotta learn that someday.

DISCLAIMER, any and all persons, places, and events mentioned in this post are purely fictional. Any resemblence to real persons, places, and events is
JUST PLAIN STUPID.
As always, DON'T TELL ME WHAT KIND OF DAY TO HAVE!
Ron



Patria    Posted 01-22-2005 at 14:15:22       [Reply]  [No Email]
ROFL!! -.."a good old fashioned single finger salute"-..? hahahaha

and Ron :) , you could be right, you know about your morgage and all the rest..what can I say? but you can come over with your friends.
They're gonna love our awesome Paradores, you know? hostels.



Willy-N    Posted 01-22-2005 at 08:36:06       [Reply]  [No Email]
I like the news from back east they show a car in around 1 inch of snow, level ground, tires spinning tring to get going?? Then they say such and such place is getting 12 inches of snow but you never see it? Wish they could show some pictures of what there talking about so we could believe them! Mark H.


ret    Posted 01-22-2005 at 08:54:41       [Reply]  [No Email]
I got caught in that inch of snow that fell on WEd. and created a mess I never would have believed. Living in Ia for 38 years, snow is no big thing for me. However, friend was taking me to Doc appt and it was snowing when we left at 11. Near the hospital it is all hills, and it was slippery. ALl the roads were frozen slick. Took us 30 min to get a mile. Cars could not get up some of these hills, wrecks all over. Was soo many cars on the road that sanders had a hard time operating. Took SIL two hours to get out of Fredericksburg., a short run to say the least.
Believe me when I say I couldn't imagine so little snow would create such a mess
REt


Willy-N    Posted 01-22-2005 at 11:11:56       [Reply]  [No Email]
I guess when you have snow all the time during the winter you have the proper tires, 4X4 and chains in the back if needed. You just get used to driving in it and so do the others around you till you get to the City!! Mark H.


bob ny    Posted 01-22-2005 at 06:47:04       [Reply]  [No Email]
i would post a longer post but i have to go to the gas station get gas and milk and bread


Les    Posted 01-22-2005 at 05:57:11       [Reply]  [No Email]
Yesterday I paid a dollar a pound for suet. SUET:(
The stuff they used to give away:( Gotta keep them chickadees, nuthatches and woodpeckers happy.
One thing is for sure, I'll never be totally destitute. There's people willing to pay money for not only water, but also ROCKS. My father is smiling from his lofty perch. Rocks and clean H2O is something we got plenty of in NH.


Ron/PA    Posted 01-22-2005 at 06:44:45       [Reply]  [No Email]
I'll be kind of curious to see what they get for suet come July or August.
I swear that the biggest items I see heading into the cities from our area are water and flat rock from the streams around here. I see where they buy them big goonies that you grow up there. Is there a status symobol to having a rock in your front yard? If there is, I'm a nobleman, or at least a rock rich pauper.
Ron


earlschieb    Posted 01-22-2005 at 06:00:55       [Reply]  [No Email]
How ya doin Les?


Les    Posted 01-22-2005 at 06:03:48       [Reply]  [No Email]
Tolerable. Things brightened up once the puter decided it did actually have a modem after all. I had to give it a good talking to.


earlschieb    Posted 01-22-2005 at 06:07:46       [Reply]  [No Email]
16 ounce claw hammer, or a 4 lb. sledge?


Les    Posted 01-22-2005 at 06:13:53       [Reply]  [No Email]
Herman Survivor boot.


seahag    Posted 01-22-2005 at 04:07:20       [Reply]  [No Email]
Hey Mark is sending us snow here in Ohio...consequently I am sending it your way...
No I didnt rush out for bread and milk...I am lactose intolernt and am fat enough that I dont need bread.
My insanity is caused by the weather forecasters..all day long on and on and on....
PREPARE THYSELF IT IS COMING>>>>

Im prepared have my cigs my whiskey and a cord of wood, should do well during this..
my feelings..aint gonna happen here where I live, most likely 4-9 inches of the stuff which will be moved around enough for us to get out if we have to....
My goodness I cant have the start of my new job (making truck drivers miserable) delayed........


(seahag sharpening her claws in ohio....)_
Love ya ron.


Ron/PA    Posted 01-22-2005 at 04:24:28       [Reply]  [No Email]
Aw geeze, I forgot cigs. I'll have to venture out before the killer storm gets here.
Ya know yer the kind of dispatcher that drives fools like me crazy! LOL
When do you start??
You aren't completely right either ya know. hehehe
Keep warm
Ron


seahag    Posted 01-22-2005 at 04:29:40       [Reply]  [No Email]
I start monday 2-10 pm ....I dont know about the killer storm...they are such doom sayers in cleveland that we out here in the sticks kinda stick our head out the window...take a look..and Yep its snowing....pull head back in and go back to bed.


I m up early cause the cat is playing "Kill the invisible mouse" game.

Lets see 3 packs of cigs should last me till monday....or better....


Mudcat49    Posted 01-22-2005 at 04:06:01       [Reply]  [No Email]
Damn Ron! I hope yew aren't pissed at car salesmen!


Ron/PA    Posted 01-22-2005 at 04:27:16       [Reply]  [No Email]
I love car salesmen, they're some of my best customers.
Ya gotta understand that I'm Amish, and car salesmen buy their supply of my transportation byproduct to bestow upon their customers...
Aw Nutz, I hadda say it.
Ron


seahag    Posted 01-22-2005 at 04:31:20       [Reply]  [No Email]
Hey Ron your Aaaaaamish....that battery pack puter sure does work good.


Ron/PA    Posted 01-22-2005 at 04:58:05       [Reply]  [No Email]
Kerosene. Gotta match?
Ron


mojo    Posted 01-22-2005 at 05:30:50       [Reply]  [No Email]
I thought maybe it was alcohol fueled...or is that only on the weekends!? 8^D

mojo
mdw


TB    Posted 01-22-2005 at 07:47:38       [Reply]  [No Email]
Nope he has the electric run to the barn. and has the puter set next to the pig pen.


Betty Oh    Posted 01-22-2005 at 07:57:23       [Reply]  [Send Email]
I know the Amish use a lot of propane. can you run a computer on propane?


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