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A little Gender Humor
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Alias    Posted 01-25-2005 at 17:30:21       [Reply]  [No Email]
>Marriage & Haunting
>
>A mean old man and his wife were married for many
>years, even though they hated each other. When they had a
confrontation,
>screaming and yelling could be heard deep into the night. The old man
would
>shout, "When I die, I will dig my way up and out of the grave and come
back
>and haunt you for the rest of your life!" Neighbors feared him. They
>believed he practiced black magic because of the many strange
occurrences
>that took place in their neighborhood. The old man liked the fact that
he
>was feared. To everyone's relief, he died of a heart attack when he was
74.
>His wife had a closed casket at the wake. After the burial, she went
>straight to the local bar and began to party as if there were no
tomorrow.
>Her neighbors, concerned for her safety, asked, "Aren't you afraid that
he
>may indeed be able to dig his way up and out of the grave and come back
to
>haunt you for the rest of your life?" The wife put down her drink and
said,
>"Let him dig. I had him buried upside down......."
>My kinda woman
> ---------------------




mud    Posted 01-26-2005 at 08:03:43       [Reply]  [No Email]
i sent that one on the a friend. keep them coming!


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