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Mystery Solved
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Mike in tn    Posted 01-27-2005 at 14:30:39       [Reply]  [No Email]
Muslim Mystery
> Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick
> to commit suicide. Let's see now...
> No Jesus,
> No Christmas.
> No television,
> No cheerleaders,
> No baseball,
> No football,
> No hockey,
> No golf,
> No tailgate parties,
> No Wal-Mart,
> No Home Depot,
> No BBQ,
> No hot dogs,
> No burgers,
> No chocolate chip cookies,
> No shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks,
> No gumbo, No jambalaya, No Beer,
> No Victoria's Secret...
> Rags for clothes and towels for hats.
> Constant wailing from the guy next-door because he's
> sick and there are no doctors.
> Constant wailing from the guy in the tower.
> More than one wife. You can't shave. Your
> wives can't shave. You can't shower to wash off the
> smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung.
> The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all
> times. Your bride is picked by someone else. She smells
> just like your donkey. But your donkey has a better
> disposition.
> Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better!

> I mean, really, is there a mystery here?

LuketheDrifter    Posted 01-27-2005 at 19:11:25       [Reply]  [Send Email]
Muahahahahaah thats Great! sas but great,and I needed a rib tickler.

KellyGa    Posted 01-27-2005 at 18:00:24       [Reply]  [No Email]
Must be an awful existance. :( Glad I live here in the US.

ret    Posted 01-27-2005 at 17:04:33       [Reply]  [No Email]
and there are no ladies of the night there either, they are stoned. Egad

Oslo in nc    Posted 01-27-2005 at 16:05:29       [Reply]  [Send Email]
Mike; The also do not have any of the four Freedoms.

Alias    Posted 01-27-2005 at 16:01:28       [Reply]  [No Email]
And you didn't even touch on Fishing and hunting. And, no fried green tomato sandwiches, not to mention Nascar and the PBR.......alias

Dave    Posted 01-28-2005 at 19:52:46       [Reply]  [Send Email]
Of course, relatives of those killed on 9/11 and people close to the young service people who are being killed and maimed in Iraq might not find this so funny...

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