Posted 01-31-2005 at 15:44:13
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Lets just back the tractor up here!!
Just where do you get off telling the whole world I slipped off the no-smoking track, for this day’s news. Let me strike one little match in the wrong down wind methane hazard area and you broadcast the flaming curling beard episode like it were the afternoon news, old-hairless one.
You auditioning for Tom Brokaw or Katie Couric’s job? You need more hair than you got now, old singe-less one. And I know just where to get the makings. I’ll just ask any female contributor for her early Summer Bikini trimmings for your very own homemade top noggin super-glued on MERKIN.
That aught to be interesting seeing you explaining that soft curly bushed widows peek to the masses, specially if it comes out calico colored!!! ROFLMAO.
Curly... aka. Fernan