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Trade profession funerals....
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Clipper    Posted 02-04-2005 at 05:47:06       [Reply]  [No Email]
The Cardiologist's Funeral A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service.

Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever. At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter.

When all eyes stared at him, he said, "I'm sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral...I'm a gynecologist."

That's when the proctologist fainted.


TB    Posted 02-04-2005 at 06:10:54       [Reply]  [No Email]
Snicker snort. good one:>)


Alias    Posted 02-04-2005 at 05:56:13       [Reply]  [No Email]
Clipper my boy, I don't care what Fern says about you. We can always count on you for a bit of humor.......Thanks fer tha joke......gfp


Fern(Mi)    Posted 02-04-2005 at 06:04:04       [Reply]  [No Email]
ROFLMAO!!!!

I don't care what I said about Clipper either, Alias. You've always been alright with me.

SROFLAMAO
Fuzzy Wuzzy


In case you didn't    Posted 02-04-2005 at 06:19:28       [Reply]  [No Email]
get it, Fern is Still Rolling On Floor Laughing....well, you get the rest. Gosh, it's a good feeling to know I bring so much laughter into his life......LOL......gfp


Clipper    Posted 02-04-2005 at 06:22:49       [Reply]  [No Email]
He (Fern) needs a little humor after the barnyard flameout he experienced this week.....rumor haz it he looked like a F-16 crash landing in the water trough..... :^)


Patria    Posted 02-04-2005 at 07:13:58       [Reply]  [No Email]
Fern?, an F-16 crash landing?



Clipper    Posted 02-04-2005 at 07:19:55       [Reply]  [No Email]
Earlier this week Fern wuz sneaking a smoke in the immediate vicinity (rear) of one of his lady cows. She put forth a green cloud of approx. 38 cu. ft. of methane gas just as he wuz firing up his cig. The result? Fern iz no longer as Fuzzy as he would like to be.....beard,eyebrows,mustache,hair,and ear hairs promptly were subject to a "fireball haircut" which made him appear as a 6 foot tall matchstick as he ran across the barnyard and crash landed in the water trough to reduce the time frame of such exotic haircut. :^)



Patria * *LOL    Posted 02-04-2005 at 08:42:20       [Reply]  [No Email]
What a scene..hehe


seahag    Posted 02-04-2005 at 07:17:44       [Reply]  [No Email]
Lollllllllllllll


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