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Gunner    Posted 02-04-2005 at 10:21:25       [Reply]  [No Email]
Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells her father that they learned about the history of Valentine's Day.
Since Valentine's Day is for a Christian saint and we're Jewish," she asks, "will God get mad at me for giving someone a valentine?

Melissa's father thinks a bit, then says "No, I don't think God would get mad. Who do you want to give a valentine to?"
"Osama Bin Laden," she says.

"Why Osama Bin Laden," her father asks in shock

"Well," she says, "I thought that if a little American Jewish girl
could have enough love to give Osama a valentine, he might start to think that maybe we're not all bad, and maybe start loving people a little bit. And if other kids saw what I did and sent valentines to Osama, he'd love everyone a lot. And then! he'd start going all over the place to tell everyone how much he loved them and how he didn't hate anyone anymore."

Her father's heart swells and he looks at his daughter with newfound pride.

"Melissa, that's the most amazing idea I've ever heard."

"I know," Melissa says, "because once that gets him out in the open, the Marines could blow him the f#ck up."

puldeau    Posted 02-04-2005 at 11:55:22       [Reply]  [Send Email]
why ya wanna pick on arkansas?he he, but it was funny. younins have a great day

You asked for it    Posted 02-04-2005 at 10:57:09       [Reply]  [No Email]
Two blondes living in Arkansas were sitting on a bench talking and the one says to the other, "Which do you think is farther away, Florida or the moon"?

The other turns and says, "Hellooooo. Can you see Florida"?


Clipper    Posted 02-04-2005 at 11:25:35       [Reply]  [No Email]
ROFL!!! And the Razorbacks will come charging now.....LOL!!!

Clipper: who always claims blond jokes originate in Kalifruity....

ron,ar    Posted 02-04-2005 at 11:07:50       [Reply]  [No Email]
Two blondes living where????????????????????

Zenia    Posted 02-04-2005 at 11:47:36       [Reply]  [No Email]
Ooops I must have had a blonde moment...

deadcarp-hey wait ron    Posted 02-04-2005 at 11:32:10       [Reply]  [No Email]
granted alaska gets a 6-month summer, granted i don't gaze at the southern cross but now where could a blonde go to not see the moon? :)

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