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Speed traps.........
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Clipper    Posted 02-08-2005 at 06:59:47       [Reply]  [No Email]
Ethel was a bit of a demon in her wheelchair and loved to charge around the nursing home, taking corners on one wheel, and getting up to maximum speed on the long corridors.

Because the poor woman was one sandwich short of a picnic, the other residents tolerated her, and some of the males actually joined in.

One day, Ethel was speeding up one corridor when a door opened and Kooky Clarence stepped out with his arm outstretched. "STOP!" he shouted in a firm voice. "Have you got a license for that thing?"

Ethel fished around in her handbag and pulled out a Kit Kat wrapper and held it up to him.

"OK," he said and away Ethel sped down the hall.

As she took the corner near the TV lounge on one wheel, Weird Harold popped out in front of her and shouted, "STOP! Have you got proof of insurance?"

Ethel dug into her handbag, pulled out a drink coaster and held it up to him.

Harold nodded and said, "Carry on, ma'am."

As Ethel neared the final corridor before the front door, Crazy Craig stepped out in front of her, stark naked, with a very sizable erection.

"Oh, good grief," cried Ethel, "not the Breathalyzer again!"

Hollie    Posted 02-08-2005 at 08:56:46       [Reply]  [No Email]*rolls her pretty blue eyes and thinks, shez wizzzz*

EngineerJoyce    Posted 02-08-2005 at 08:10:14       [Reply]  [No Email]
Clipper, now this is very important.... Have you ever taken this type of breathalyzer?


Clipper    Posted 02-08-2005 at 08:46:24       [Reply]  [No Email]
I don't recall pizzing in yer coffee cup EJ to warrant that kinda post....,have a good one today anyway.

EngineerJoyce    Posted 02-08-2005 at 10:00:45       [Reply]  [No Email]
Sorry 'bout that. Nothing personal!

It was like a Mack truck on a one lane road - I just couldn't pass it up!

Will you ever forgive me? :-( Please? :-)

:-( EJ :-(

Texas    Posted 02-08-2005 at 08:32:47       [Reply]  [No Email]
Oh Joyce...thats sooooo wrong! LMAO

Fern(Mi)    Posted 02-08-2005 at 09:45:49       [Reply]  [No Email]
And so well put!!!!!! LMAO

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