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Redneck Valetine Poem
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tacon1    Posted 02-08-2005 at 09:18:21       [Reply]  [No Email]
Redneck Valentine's Poem

Kudzu is green,
My dog's name is Blue
And I'm so lucky,
To have a sweet thang like you.

Your hair is like cornsilk,
A-flappin' in the breeze.
Softer than Blue's,
And without all them fleas.

You move like the bass,
Which excite me in May.
You ain't got no scales,
But I luv you anyway.

You have all your teeth,
For which I am proud;
I hold my head high,
When we're in a crowd.

Still them fellers at work,
They all want to know,
What I did to deserve,
Such a purty, young doe.

Like a good roll of duck tape,
Yo're there fer yore man,
To patch up life's troubles,
And stick 'em in the can.

Yo're as strong as a four-wheeler,
Racin' through the mud,
Yet fragile as that sanger,
Named Naomi Judd.

When you hold me real tight,
Like a padded gunrack,
My life is complete;
Ain't nuttin' I lack.

Yore complexion, it's perfection,
Like the best vinyl sidin'.
Despite all the years,
Yore age keeps on hidin'.

And when you get old,
Like a '57 Chevy,
Won't put you on blocks,
And let grass grow up heavy.

Me 'n' you's like a Moon Pie,
With a RC cold drank,
We go together,
Like a skunk goes with stank.

Some men, they buy chocolate
For Valentine's Day;
They git it at Wal-mart,
It's romantic that way.

Some men they buy diamonds
From a flea market booth.
"Diamonds are forever,"
They explain, suave and couth.

But, I got you a gift,
Without taste nor odor,
Better than diamonds...
It's a new trollin' motor!

Mrs P    Posted 02-08-2005 at 14:23:33       [Reply]  [No Email]

Now them there words sure are purdy...

Hollie    Posted 02-08-2005 at 09:46:01       [Reply]  [No Email]
hey talcon......i posted that just the other day...called "TOO FUNNY NOT TO SHARE"...and yup its a good one...but i'm the oppisite of dal anne..give me diamonds any day...if i want fish i can go to Long John Silvers...i've kept house for over 30 yrs and have never fried fish in my home...sticks up the place....

dale anne    Posted 02-08-2005 at 09:24:09       [Reply]  [No Email]
ohhhh this is to good to be true...but see i be the gal and I rather have the trollin motor then the dang diamonds...take this ole gal fishing anytime...any season...fer any reason!...hell on my wedding day did I have a big ole party...heckkkk no...I went to an auction instead and bought me a new pair of jeans from walmart fer the occasion[my wedding] lol....true story...dale anne

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