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Clipper    Posted 02-10-2005 at 08:05:01       [Reply]  [No Email]
Not to tick you off here's a Engineer story fer ya....I shared this one with Joyce not too long ago.....Many years ago I wuz doing time onna sub at the Portsmouth Naval Shipyard. Right across the street from our Crew Barge was a 3 story building called the Engineers Building. Only had 1 main entrance door going inta the place. They had a 12"x16" sign on the door that said PULL. You'd be amazed at how many times we'd see them Engineer fellars come up to that door and PUSH it every mornin! It got to the point where we CPO's wuz running a Lottery on that durn door Mon-Fri. The highest # of PUSHES won the loot every morning. :^)

**Design Engineers mostly in that building....

Texas    Posted 02-10-2005 at 08:14:53       [Reply]  [No Email]
My favorite engineer joke...

What do engineers use for birth control?

Their personality :)

EngineerJoyce    Posted 02-10-2005 at 08:35:22       [Reply]  [No Email]
I guess that must be why I can't talk the hubby into having another kid. *sigh* :(


Clipper    Posted 02-10-2005 at 09:03:11       [Reply]  [No Email]
Nawwwwwww....I seen pics of you EJ....yer a beauty!

Give the old man a good dose of Jim Beam and jump hiz bones anyway....not unuaual behavior fer a Engineer I'm thinkin....I see them Road Engineers round here chasin sheeps alla the time... :^)

dale anne    Posted 02-10-2005 at 08:10:19       [Reply]  [No Email]
Heheheheh clipper....Don't need to be no Engineer to do that...I do it all the time{big toothy grin} see I is as smart as an engineer!...dale anne

Clipper    Posted 02-10-2005 at 08:16:37       [Reply]  [No Email]
If I tried that with my Missus she'd implant that beer bottle on my noggin and I'd have a cartoon knot as big as a grapefruit...... LOL!!!

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