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Woman Drivers
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Dave Smith    Posted 02-11-2005 at 09:48:26       [Reply]  [Send Email]
This morning on the Interstate,
I looked over to my


left and there was a

woman

in a brand new

Cadillac

doing 65 mph

with her
face up next to her

rear view mirror

putting on her eyeliner.

I looked away

for a couple seconds

and when I looked back she was

halfway over in my lane,

still working on that makeup.

As a man,

I don't scare easily.

But she scared me so much;

I dropped
my electric shaver,

which knocked

the donut

out of my other hand.

In all
the confusion of trying

to straighten out the car

using my knees against
the steering wheel,

it knocked

my cell phone

away from my ear

which fell

into the coffee

between my legs,

splashed, and burned

Big Jim and the Twins,

ruined the phone,

soaked my trousers,

and disconnected an
important call.

Danged women drivers !




RayP(MI)    Posted 02-11-2005 at 19:06:38       [Reply]  [No Email]
Was with student drivers, pulled up at a stop light in multiplelane street in Grand Rapids, Michigan. We drive a minivan, so I sit high enough to look down into other cars. At the light in the lane beside me was a woman - talking on a cell phone, cradling a lap top computer on her knees, flipping thru a bunch of bills on an oversized rolodex an the dash, and also flipping a bunch of papers in the breifcase on the seat beside her. Dang it lady, HANG UP AND DRIVE!


deadcarp    Posted 02-11-2005 at 10:20:19       [Reply]  [No Email]
i saw a gal in a blue car in the next lane one day & she had a book on the steering wheel reading/driving. i kept looking for a cop to signal & smack she drove right under a back truck bumper - i was thankful she didn't take anybody with her.


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Dave Smith    Posted 02-11-2005 at 12:52:46       [Reply]  [Send Email]
Did you stop and when the cops showed up tell them?
Dave <*)))><


bulldinkie    Posted 02-11-2005 at 10:01:19       [Reply]  [Send Email]
uh oh I thought here we go again on another forum I asked car forum about getting a cadillac escalade its been 1-1/2years theryre still arguing about it.thought oh no its on here.ha want to hear something funny I now drive a new escalade ...my husband taught me how to drive ha ha


Hollie    Posted 02-11-2005 at 09:51:45       [Reply]  [No Email]
giggles, jumps up (slowly, im under the weather) and does the little arm movement while chanting..."oh yea, we bad, oh yea, we bad,"......hehehehehehehe


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