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Out of season joke
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mark    Posted 02-11-2005 at 22:14:15       [Reply]  [No Email]
Santa's sleigh comes up for an FAA
inspection. The inspector arrives with a
clipboard under his arm and starts looking
over the harness, the collars, checks hooves,
sleigh runners, sleigh body ... after each item
he makes a notation on his sheet. The
inspector finally finishes and tells Santa
everything passed but they have to do the in
flight inspection.

Santa climbs in the sleigh, buckles in, he's
ready to go. He looks for the inspector, he's
over digging in the trunk of his car. Pretty soon
comes walking back carrying a shotgun and
climbs in. Santa looks at the shotgun and
asks " What's that for? " Inspector looks at
Santa " I'm not supposed to tell ya but your
going to loose and engine on takeoff "


DD    Posted 02-12-2005 at 03:52:32       [Reply]  [No Email]
Good one Mark : )


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