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Nuther trucker story
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Ron/PA    Posted 02-12-2005 at 01:10:52       [Reply]  [No Email]
As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door. The trucker lowers the window, and she says "Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load."

The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street. When the truck stops for another red light, the girl catches up again. She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door. Again, the trucker lowers the window. As if they've never spoken, the blonde says brightly, "Hi my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"

Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continues down the street. At the third red light, the same thing happens again. All out of breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, knocks on the truck door. The trucker lowers the window. Again she says "Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"

When the light turns green the trucker revs up and races to the next light. When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck, and runs back to the blonde. He knocks on her window, and as she lowers it, he says... "Hi, my name is Dave, it's winter and i work for the state, and I'm driving the SALT TRUCK!


Patria    Posted 02-12-2005 at 07:22:48       [Reply]  [No Email]
If I had read this one four years ago I would not have known what it was about...heheh

Then again my hair is the right color too!


Alias    Posted 02-12-2005 at 06:12:18       [Reply]  [No Email]
Hi, my name is George and I just lost a mouth full of coffee........gfp


HOGUSTUS    Posted 02-12-2005 at 06:10:12       [Reply]  [No Email]
Yeah, but that wuz a blonde "truker" as dumped ARNOLDS load'a briks this mornin.woke everbody up......


Redneck    Posted 02-12-2005 at 04:46:16       [Reply]  [No Email]
http://www.coasttocoastam.com/shows/2005/02/04.html

Scroll down to the phone call.


Battleborn    Posted 02-12-2005 at 08:07:35       [Reply]  [No Email]
That is way funny.
I'm glad I am not the only Art and George fan here. Mental illness is lonely sometimes.
Paul.


donna in w.v    Posted 02-12-2005 at 04:08:57       [Reply]  [Send Email]
been away awhile and forgot the rule"always swallow your coffee before reading one of Ron's jokes" had to wipe coffee off the screen and keyboard before i could post.


toolman    Posted 02-12-2005 at 06:07:01       [Reply]  [No Email]
i did too donna only my mistake was i got up in the middle of the night and wasn,t fully awake sitting here sipping a juice, i should of knowing better knowing ron haha


toolman    Posted 02-12-2005 at 02:35:36       [Reply]  [No Email]
ron, KNOCK KNOCK


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