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U'r a red neck if
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gran    Posted 02-13-2005 at 19:25:32       [Reply]  [No Email]
Saw Jeff Foxworthy last night(not in person), what a hoot. How about a string of who can tell the best red neck joke? I got some but will save them.

Farmall    Posted 02-14-2005 at 19:15:22       [Reply]  [Send Email]

Ya might be a redneck iffn yer tv gets less than 3 channels. Ya might be a redneck iffn u got a spring matress tied up inna tree and bailing war brought into the house from it to yer radio. Ya might be a redneck if every car in the yard has been in a wreck, even those running. Ya might be a redneck iffn ya fire off yer guns once a week as a pliminary to cleaning them. U might be a redneck, if you let the goat jump up on the table and u milk her inta yer cerial bowl. ( heard of this happening, by a guy who delivered feed, and saw it). U might be a redneck of more chickens roost on the bannister of yer portch than in the junk cars around the house. U might NOT be a redneck iffn youve read every page of the Sears & Roebuck Catalog before you used it. But cha prolly are.

Peanut    Posted 02-13-2005 at 20:57:00       [Reply]  [No Email]
You might be a Redneck if the OFF insect repellent is used as cologne.

Your better half might be a Redneck if he/she likes the scent.

Willy-N    Posted 02-13-2005 at 19:47:39       [Reply]  [No Email]
You might be a Red Neck if your family tree resembles a Palm Tree! Mark H.

ennis    Posted 02-13-2005 at 19:46:46       [Reply]  [No Email]

Burrhead    Posted 02-13-2005 at 19:38:44       [Reply]  [No Email]
you might be a red neck if; You couldn't learn to swim because your gene pool is too small.

Gerrit    Posted 02-14-2005 at 04:52:05       [Reply]  [No Email]

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