Posted 02-14-2005 at 18:43:00
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THE TALE OF THE BLONDE HORSEBACK RIDER
A young blonde woman decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior
experience. She mounts the horse, unassisted, and the horse immediately springs into action. As it gallops
along at a steady and rhythmic pace, the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. In terror, she grabs for the
horse's mane, but cannot get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides
down the side of the horse anyway!
The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to its' slipping rider. Finally, losing her frail grip, the
blonde attempts to leap away from the horse and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot becomes
entangled in the stirrup, and she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is
struck against the ground over and over and over.
As her head is battered against the ground and she is mere moments away from unconsciousness, to her great
fortune, Frank, the Wal-Mart greeter, sees her and unplugs the horse.
.....Alias (Who hopes his blond wife don't see this)