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Another Blondie Joke
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Dagwood    Posted 02-14-2005 at 18:43:00       [Reply]  [No Email]
THE TALE OF THE BLONDE HORSEBACK RIDER

A young blonde woman decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior

experience. She mounts the horse, unassisted, and the horse immediately springs into action. As it gallops

along at a steady and rhythmic pace, the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. In terror, she grabs for the

horse's mane, but cannot get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides

down the side of the horse anyway!

The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to its' slipping rider. Finally, losing her frail grip, the

blonde attempts to leap away from the horse and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot becomes

entangled in the stirrup, and she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is

struck against the ground over and over and over.

As her head is battered against the ground and she is mere moments away from unconsciousness, to her great

fortune, Frank, the Wal-Mart greeter, sees her and unplugs the horse.

.....Alias (Who hopes his blond wife don't see this)


Ruh Row    Posted 02-14-2005 at 19:53:24       [Reply]  [No Email]

Here is a nifty little picture Alias.

PS - My blonde wife already read your post and will certainly read my reply.


Forgot to Sign It - Again    Posted 02-14-2005 at 20:06:37       [Reply]  [No Email]
I formally request an auto-signature feature. Oh Kim??? Any help there?

- Peanut


Alias    Posted 02-14-2005 at 20:02:12       [Reply]  [No Email]
ROFLMHO....She could always say...."Well officer it wasn't upside down when I bent over to put it on.........duhhh".......gfp


Hollie    Posted 02-14-2005 at 20:55:24       [Reply]  [No Email]
hey now!!! and laffs flipping her long BLONDE hair away from her face.....LOLOL


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