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mud    Posted 02-15-2005 at 13:44:03       [Reply]  [No Email]
MORRIS AND HIS WIFE ESTHER WENT TO THE STATE FAIR EVERY YEAR, AND EVERY
YEAR MORRIS WOULD SAY, "ESTHER, I 'D LIKE TO RIDE IN THAT HELICOPTER."

ESTHER ALWAYS REPLIED ," I KNOW MORRIS, BUT THAT HELICOPTER RIDE IS 50
DOLLARS AND 50 DOLLARS IS 50 DOLLARS."

ONE YEAR ESTHER AND MORRIS WENT TO THE FAIR, AND MORRIS SAID" ESTHER
I'M
85 YEARS OLD. IF I DON'T RIDE THAT HELICOPTER, I MIGHT NEVER GET ANOTHER
CHANCE."

ESTHER REPLIED" MORRIS THAT HELICOPTER IS 50 DOLLARS AND 50 DOLLARS IS
50
DOLLARS."

THE PILOT OVER HEARD THE COUPLE AND SAID, "FOLKS I'LL MAKE YOU A DEAL
I'LL TAKE THE BOTH OF YOU FOR A RIDE. IF YOU CAN STAY QUIET FOR THE
ENTIRE
RIDE AND NOT SAY A WORD I WON'T CHARGE YOU! BUT IF YOU SAY ONE WORD,
IT'S
50 DOLLARS."

MORRIS AND ESTHER AGREED AND UP THEY WENT. THE PILOT DID ALL KINDS OF
FANCY MANEUVERS, BUT NOT A WORD WAS HEARD. HE DID ALL HIS DARE DEVIL
TRICKS
OVER AND OVER AGAIN, BUT STILL NOT A WORD. WHEN THEY LANDED, THE PILOT
TURNED TO MORRIS AND SAID " BY GOLLY, I DID EVERYTHING I COULD TO GET
YOU TO
YELL OUT, BUT YOU DIDN'T. I'M IMPRESSED!"

MORRIS REPLIED" WELL I WAS GOING TO SAY SOMETHING WHEN ESTHER FELL
OUT,
BUT 50 DOLLARS IS 50 DOLLARS."


toolman    Posted 02-15-2005 at 13:59:17       [Reply]  [No Email]
lol you guys are on a roll today aren,t ya haha good one.


Alias    Posted 02-15-2005 at 16:19:58       [Reply]  [No Email]
Toolman, In the world of avation, that's called a belly roll. But for me, it's a belly laugh....gfp


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