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Q A about MEN
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Hollie    Posted 02-16-2005 at 16:29:51       [Reply]  [No Email]
1. Q. What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in
pain on the ground? A. Shoot him again.
>
> 2. Q. How can you tell when a man is well-hung?
> A. When you can just barely slip your finger in between his neck & the
noose.
>
> 3. Q. Why do little boys whine?
> A. Because they're practicing to be men.
>
> 4.How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
> A. One - he just holds it up there & waits for the world to revolve
around him.
>
> OR. Three - one to screw in the bulb, two to listen to him brag about
the screwing part.
>
> 5. Q. What do you call a handcuffed man?
> A. Trustworthy.
>
> 6. Q. What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath &
calling your name? A. You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
>
> 7. Q. Why does it take 100,000,000 sperm to fertilize one egg?
A.Because not one will stop and ask directions.
>
> 8. Q. Why do female black widow spiders kill their males after mating?
A. To stop the snoring before it starts
> 9. Q: Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?
> A: Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
>
> 10. Q: What is the difference between men and women...
> A: A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need.
> A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.
>
> 11. Q: How does a man keep his youth?
> A: By giving her money, furs and diamonds.
>
> 12. Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
> A: Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"

AND this is all in fun...i happen to like men...and at times i'm afraid it would appear a tad bit too much..(i'm a born flirt)...it's all good...just a joke...but the post below made me think of this...now everyone laff and play nice!!!

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Gerrit    Posted 02-16-2005 at 17:02:09       [Reply]  [No Email]
Hmmm.... I think all this women/men stuff comes from people who have been married forever and don't remember why.... Just a thought.. LOL


Hollie    Posted 02-16-2005 at 18:11:00       [Reply]  [No Email]
hi garrit...it was all in fun...and i remember why i married him...he keeps me "reminded"....*giggle*...have great evening..h


Patria    Posted 02-16-2005 at 18:38:58       [Reply]  [No Email]
There you go! LOL


Red Dave    Posted 02-16-2005 at 16:47:50       [Reply]  [No Email]
Hollie,
This note is to inform you that question #10 is inaccurate. We men actually have TWO needs.

Sometimes we get hungry too ;)


deadcarp-fooey    Posted 02-16-2005 at 17:34:59       [Reply]  [No Email]
hunger is secondary around my house! now if i could just remember what's first......


Hollie    Posted 02-16-2005 at 16:48:41       [Reply]  [No Email]
ok, i stand corrected...*smile*


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