Posted 02-16-2005 at 19:38:25
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Posted by Peanut on February 16, 2005 at 17:27:48 from (18.104.22.168):
Rebuttle by Mrs Peanut on February 16, 2005 at who cares what time!
- Phone Conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. Hummm, you guy’s do a lot in 30 seconds flat.
- You know stuff about tanks. That’s funny…Every time I get into your car it’s on empty! Keep up the good work!
- A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. One pair of under ware will last you hoosiers for a week. That Hawaiian shirt covers everything else…
- You can open all your own jars. I just don’t have a clever com back for this!
- You can open beer bottles with your teeth. That’s why we call ya “Summer” Some teeth are there and most others are not! “You sure are purdy.”
- You can go to the bathroom without a support group. Woo Hoo…There’s braggin rights!
- You can leave the motel bed unmade. Thank goodness for business trips!
- You can kill your own food. Proven every time you cook…
- You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. Who are you trying to kid?
- Wedding plans take care of themselves. “Themselves” is “a woman” ya big dummy!
- If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend. Unless it’s Super Bowl and you forgot to bring the beer.
- Your underwear is $10 for a three-pack. Those tighty whities are expensive…That explains the lack of blood flow to your brain.
- One pair of underwear lasts a week without laundering. Just keep turning it inside out every day. Peee UUUU… That’s why we are so receptive to romance on a daily basis there “Skid”!
- You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's seat. Quietly scratching yourself is time consuming…Oh you are a joy to road trip with!
- You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking: "He must be mad at me." The World Is Your Urinal! Thanks for the ammo dig.
- Gray hair and wrinkles only add character. If you’re a Smurf…
- Wedding dress - $2,000. Tuxedo rental - 75 bucks. Yeah, you are all class..
- If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends.
- Your pals will never trap you with: "So, notice anything different?" Unless it’s about yer tractor.
- You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors. And just what the he!! is "taupe"? Just check yer underware.
- You know which way to turn a nut
on a bolt. Whity Tighty…No..Righty Tighty..Lefty Losy.
- You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Cause your fine wimmenz are takin good care of ya…”Ya Big Dummies.”
- The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. It’s easy when yer bald.
- Gas (at either end) is just plain old funny. Unless it’s the “Dutch Oven treatment”
- One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons. Did you remember to grab your wallet? Are you going to wear those shoes? Please tell me your not wearing that purple shirt with those green pants! You ask “What Season?’ Open season!!!
- We know to lift the toilet seat and not say a word that it was not already up when we entered the bathroom. You are the masters of your own domain.
Havin a great time!