|Darryl - MO ||
Posted 02-16-2005 at 17:46:33
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the opposite gender.......
A guy comes home just slobbering drunk with a duck under his arm. He staggers his way through the house to the bedroom and flips the light on, waking his wife. "Look at this pig I've been sleeping with!" he says. The wife laughs and says, "You drunken idiot, that's a duck." "Shut up!" he says, "I wasn't talking to you!"
Darryl (cowering to avoid the flames)