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The bells
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bill b va    Posted 02-16-2005 at 19:10:28       [Reply]  [No Email]

>Twelve priests were about to be ordained. The final test was for
>them to line up in a straight row, totally nude, in a garden while
>a sexy   beautiful, big breasted, nude model danced before them.
>Each priest had a small bell attached to his weenie and they were
>told that anyone whose bell rang when she danced in front of them
>would not  be ordained because he had not reached a state of
>spiritual purity.
>The beautiful model danced before the first candidate, with no
>reaction. She proceeded down the line with the same response
>from all the  priests until she got to the final priest, Carlos.
>Poor Carlos.
>As she danced, his bell began to ring so loudly that if flew off,
>clattering across the ground and laid to rest in nearby foliage.
>Embarrassed, Carlos quickly scrambled to where the bell came to
>rest and bent over to pick it up.
>Then all the other bells started to ring

deadcarp    Posted 02-16-2005 at 21:00:38       [Reply]  [No Email]
not bad for a shiveled 73! heh heh

i kinda had a similar problem years ago - every time i thought of my girlfriend, bingo i'd get embarrased. none of the pills, salves or novocaine worked. finally i was cryin in my beer one day & the barkeep said he'd had the same problem, no big deal just tie it to your leg! well after a few more beers that made sense, so i decided to try it - stopped on the way to her house & cinched it down with my belt. when i got there i pulled up, staggered up to the door and rang the bell. the poor gal opened the door & i kicked her right in the face!

toolman    Posted 02-17-2005 at 06:53:15       [Reply]  [No Email]

dig    Posted 02-16-2005 at 19:47:25       [Reply]  [No Email]

Patria    Posted 02-16-2005 at 19:18:36       [Reply]  [No Email]
hahahahahah oh my, man you're sick!

hollie    Posted 02-16-2005 at 19:22:27       [Reply]  [No Email]
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! LOL

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