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DD    Posted 02-17-2005 at 03:20:39       [Reply]  [No Email]
Just sharing a giggle this morning....Hope everyone has a Great day today : ) Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says, "I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men that dominated their women on earth and the other line for the men that were dominated by their women. Also, I want all the women to go with St. Peter." With that said and done, the next time God looked, the women are gone and there are two lines. The line of the men that were dominated by their women was 100 miles long, and in the line of men that dominated their women, there was only one man. God said, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created, you in my image and you were all whipped by your mates. Look at the only one of my sons that stood up and made me proud. Learn from him! Tell them my son, how did you manage to be the only one in this line?" The man replied, "I don't know, my wife told me to stand here."

Hollie    Posted 02-17-2005 at 05:25:18       [Reply]  [No Email]
good one DD and morning!

Obie    Posted 02-17-2005 at 05:20:13       [Reply]  [Send Email]
Like that DD I had to pass it on to my co-workers,have a nice day to all of you folks..

ron,ar    Posted 02-17-2005 at 04:36:46       [Reply]  [No Email]
he he he,good one DD, now go get on that bus!

Les    Posted 02-17-2005 at 04:13:07       [Reply]  [No Email]
DD, are you going to be able to get to Fort Meade next Thursday or Friday?

DD    Posted 02-17-2005 at 09:47:47       [Reply]  [No Email]
Doesn't look like I'm gonna be able to make it this year Les, maybe next year so have fun and enjoy it for me and if ya run up on my friend Jack there tell him I said Howdy : )

Alias    Posted 02-17-2005 at 03:58:50       [Reply]  [No Email]
Good morning DD and all.

It a little past 6:30 here and still dark out. It rained here yesterday and now the temp has dropped. It should be partly cloudy and about 40 deg. today. down nearly 20 degrees.

I have to go the therapy today. gonna get woman handled. 'Couse, you know I'm just gonna lay there and take it with a grin.

Y'all have a good day and see what can you do to make someone happy.......gfp

Texas    Posted 02-17-2005 at 03:55:58       [Reply]  [No Email]
Mornin DD ...thanks for the laugh :)

geo. h    Posted 02-17-2005 at 03:28:42       [Reply]  [Send Email]
good morning to you to and thanks for the smile geo.h

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