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Senior Dress Code
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Obie    Posted 02-17-2005 at 07:07:46       [Reply]  [Send Email]
Subject: Senior Dress Code


SENIOR DRESS CODE
Many of us "Old Folks" (those over 40, WAY over 40 or
hovering near 40) are
quite confused about how we should present ourselves. We're unsure
about the kind of image we are projecting and whether or not we are
correct as we try to conform to current fashions. Despite what you may have
seen
on the streets, the following combinations DO NOT go together and should
be avoided:
1. A nose ring and bifocals
2. Spiked hair and bald spots
3. A pierced tongue and dentures
4. Miniskirts and support hose
5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads
6. Speedo's and cellulite
7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar
8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor
9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge
10. Bikinis and liver spots
11. Short shorts and varicose veins
12. Inline skates and a walker
13. Thongs and Depends

Please keep these basic guidelines foremost in your mind when you
shop.


Wacahootaman    Posted 02-17-2005 at 08:05:32       [Reply]  [No Email]
Dont ferget a miniskirt wif no bra fer the busty gals!

The ponytail and the bald haid fer the guys sorta looks funney to me.

I guess they gotta show everybody that they wuz hip in the 60s.


Fawteen - NOW JUST A DANG    Posted 02-17-2005 at 08:15:48       [Reply]  [No Email]
I resemble that pony...

Oh. Wait.

I thought you said horse's patoot with a bald head.


Fawteen    Posted 02-17-2005 at 07:28:48       [Reply]  [No Email]
Thongs and Depends, he sez...

ROFLMAOWTIME! Yer a sick man, Obie...


Ron/PA    Posted 02-17-2005 at 07:13:18       [Reply]  [No Email]
I still admire the knee high black dress socks, worn with sandals, and held up by garters.
Worn fashionably below bermuda shorts.
Ron


~Lenore    Posted 02-17-2005 at 07:28:03       [Reply]  [No Email]
That sure is one way a girl can be assured no other girl will try to steal her little chunk, oops I meant "hunk". LOL


Grove r    Posted 02-17-2005 at 07:27:33       [Reply]  [No Email]
Mornin Ron.....guess I won't be a trend setter in the fashion circles then....suppose a lip full o' snuff an shades wouldn't be a pro pae, iether......lipstick put on by someone with parkinsons doesn't pass the test neither?? oh well.... have a good one, R.E.L.


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