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Joke (If this don't get me banned nothing will)
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New-Gen    Posted 02-17-2005 at 07:28:48       [Reply]  [No Email]
A city guy decided to take up hunting as a hobby. He wanted to do it properly, so he bought a good gun, registered it, bought books on wildlife and nature and studied them thoroughly so as not to be doing anything illegal or environmentaly unfriendly.
He got permission from one of his farmer friends to hunt his woods. On his first expedition a billy goat charged him! After shooting it in self defense he got out his handbook to try to figure out what he had shot.
Unable to find anything that resembled it in the wildlife book he panicked... He went back to the house and told the farmer that he had messed up, that he had killed some kind of endangered species....
His friend asked him to describe what he had shot..
The hunter said "It was kind of a foul smelling inbred looking animal with long yellow teeth, a scruggy beard and a bad attitude......"
The farmer said.....

"OMYGOD!!!! YOU SHOT AN AMISHMAN!!!!!!!!!!"


amish no    Posted 02-17-2005 at 07:40:39       [Reply]  [No Email]
come on you guys are not a family site any more


Ron/PA    Posted 02-17-2005 at 07:49:15       [Reply]  [No Email]
What a family that doesn't get along? Heavens we must be in PA. LOL
ROn


I was wondering...    Posted 02-17-2005 at 07:55:00       [Reply]  [No Email]
Which cousin of mine that was...Thanks for clearing up that he is from PA...

Salmoneye, Who Will Be Looking For The Webcam At Easter Dinner...


bob ny    Posted 02-17-2005 at 08:22:37       [Reply]  [No Email]
last year we had a huge family reunion and some guy stood up and said i am a long lost cousin . someone yelled out stay lost we have enough problems we don't need more


Yep!    Posted 02-17-2005 at 07:33:32       [Reply]  [No Email]
Had to be old Jake Stoltzfoos
If ya hit him in the head he prolly won't be hurt much.

Red Dave, who lives among them and dodges road apples


Jakey,    Posted 02-17-2005 at 07:36:48       [Reply]  [No Email]
Vell now I neffer tot I had a bad attitued!
Chakey in PA.


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