Posted 02-17-2005 at 07:39:57
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Here's a farmer joke..
A farmer got his hand cut off in a grain auger. He wrapped up the stump and went to the ER. The doctor looked at it and said "You know, that's a clean amputation..if you had the hand I bet I could sew it back on.."
The farmer informed him that it went up the auger and would be next to impossible to find in the bin of corn..
The doctor told him to wait...that he would go out to the farm and look for it.
A little while later the doctor came back with the hand.
When the farmer asked him how he had managed to find it the doctor said..."It was simple....I just went up in the bin and held out a government check...that hand jumped right out of the corn and grabbed it!!"