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What Zactly is an Amish?
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Texas    Posted 02-17-2005 at 08:59:18       [Reply]  [No Email]
Im sittin here laughin, and yes I know what the Amish are...but I dont think I ever seen one!

Mexicans...now Ive seen them! So heres my Mexican joke....no offense to mi hermanos...

Mexico was hit by an Earthquake measuring 12.5.
500,000 Mexicans died.

The US sent troops to restore order, rescue crews, food and water for the survivors.

European countries sent food, medicines and cash.

Texas sent 500,000 replacement Mexicans :)


Rickstir    Posted 02-17-2005 at 10:43:58       [Reply]  [No Email]
What is a Texan?

A Mexican on his way to Okalhoma!


Dale Anne    Posted 02-17-2005 at 09:27:11       [Reply]  [No Email]
Hey tex we here in arkansas could match that amount...perhaps even doulbe it....got a town few miles down the road where all the store signs are in spanish...hell iffin I could find the place to pay my cell phone bill......I was told it was at a store called donn's in dequeen....was all in spanish so went into a store and asked where donn's was...well they didnt speak english so I rode all the way back up the road...right outside of dequeen and asked iffin they knew where donn's in dequeen was...explained I was trying to pay my cell bill and got directions...so I find the store pull out my bill and some cash....woman couldnt understand why I was at her store[reckon she couldnt read english let alone speak it....so I gave up decided to pay the 5 dollar late fee and went home to put a stamp on it lol...dale anne


Dixie Mulford    Posted 02-17-2005 at 09:04:28       [Reply]  [Send Email]
My daughter is married to a mexican and I think this joke is sooo funny! I know Texas wouldn't have a problem finding 500,000 mexicans to give away, neither would Southern CA! The mexicans that I know would think that this joke is a crack up too!


Texas    Posted 02-17-2005 at 09:08:26       [Reply]  [No Email]
Here's another:

What did Davy Crockett ask when he looked over the wall at the Alamo and saw all those Mexicans?

"Hey guys, we pouring concrete today?" :)



Dixie Lee    Posted 02-17-2005 at 09:10:05       [Reply]  [Send Email]
Another good one!


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