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Men are a PAIN!
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Mary Ann    Posted 02-17-2005 at 09:53:38       [Reply]  [Send Email]
Men are like ........Laxatives . They irritate the
shit out of you.

Men are like ........ Bananas . The older they get,
the less firm they are.

Men are like ........ Vacations . They never seem to
be long enough.

Men are like ........ Weather . Nothing can be done
to change them.

Men are like ........ Blenders . You need One, but
you're not quite sure why.

Men are like ........ Chocolate Bars ...... Sweet,
smooth, & they usually
head right for your hips.

Men are like ....... Commercials . You can't believe
a word they say.

Men are like ........ Department Stores ...... Their
clothes are always 1/2

Men are like ........ Government Bonds ...... They
take soooooooo long to

Men are like ........ Mascara . They usually run at
the first sign of

Men are like ........ Popcorn . They satisfy you,
but only for a little

Men are like ........Snowstorms ...... You never
know when they're coming,
how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

Men are like ........ Lava Lamps ...... Fun to look
at, but not very bright.

Men are like ........ Parking Spots ........ All the
good ones are taken, the
rest are handicapped.

Now send this to all the remarkable women you know,
as well as to any
understanding good- natured, fun kinda guys you
might be lucky enough to know

Patria    Posted 02-18-2005 at 05:27:46       [Reply]  [No Email]
aye ya yaeee Mary Ann...that bad eh?

Dug    Posted 02-17-2005 at 23:05:18       [Reply]  [No Email]
Oh yeah? Well...well...well...oh, never mind!


But that Snow storm comment, that was outabounds!

New-Gen    Posted 02-17-2005 at 12:59:54       [Reply]  [No Email]
I like to think of it a a GOOD kind of pain though....

Hollie    Posted 02-17-2005 at 10:09:11       [Reply]  [No Email]
funny one....but i'll hang on to my ol sidekick here...after 27 yrs it would just be too hard to retrain a new one...i've become quite attached to his bald head, sky blue eyes, big ol nose, skaragady ol mustash, long dimples, poochie tummy, bow legs and easy easy ways....(course there again, after that description who'd want em) LOL........(i'm so glad he doesn't get on the puter and reads this)....LOL

toolman    Posted 02-17-2005 at 09:59:32       [Reply]  [No Email]
and you love and can,t do without us anyway,lol.

Gail    Posted 02-17-2005 at 10:00:49       [Reply]  [No Email]
Touche,,,,, lol, sad but true,,,

toolman    Posted 02-17-2005 at 11:18:26       [Reply]  [No Email]
AH a smart lady lol.

Patria    Posted 02-17-2005 at 19:19:55       [Reply]  [No Email]
A wiseman from Vermont I know says,

"We are young and Gods' gift to women..."

I'll toast to that..

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