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The Wallmart Greeter
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Hollie    Posted 02-17-2005 at 10:00:13       [Reply]  [No Email]
A Walmart manager was given the task of hiring an individual to fill a job
opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes he found four people who
were equally qualified. He decided to call the four in and asked them only
one question. Their answer would determine which of them would get the job.
The day came and as the four sat around the conference room table the
interviewer asked, "What is the fastest thing you know of?" Acknowledging
the first man on his right, the man replied, "A THOUGHT". It just pops into
your head. There's no warning that it's on the way; it's just there. A
thought is the fastest thing I know of."

"That's very good!" replied the interviewer. "And now you sir?" he asked
the second man. "Hmm.... let me see. A blink! It comes and goes and you
don't know that it ever happened. A BLINK is the fastest thing I know of."

"Excellent!" said the interviewer. "The blink of an eye, that's a very
popular cliche for speed." He then turned to the third man who was
contemplating his reply. "Well, out at my dad's ranch, you step out of the
house and on the wall there's a light switch. When you flip that switch, way
out across the pasture the light in the barn comes on in less than an
instant. Yep, TURNING ON A LIGHT is the fastest thing I can think of." The
interviewer was very impressed with the third answer and thought he had
found his man. "It's hard to beat the speed of light" he said.

Turning to Bubba, the fourth and final man, the interviewer posed the same
question. Old Bubba replied, "After hearing the three previous answers,
It's obvious to me that the fastest thing known is DIARRHEA."

"WHAT!?" said the interviewer, stunned by the response. "Oh I can explain."
said Old Bubba. "You see the other day I wasn't feeling so good and I ran
for the bathroom. But, before I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHT, I
had already crapped in my pants. Old Bubba is the new "Greeter" at the
Hanford Walmart.

heeh...okey dokey i'm up now...had to take a morning snooze...read all the posts...not many amish around here...see a few, tearing down houses, at a few auctions or selling veggies during the summer up at the 4 way...was nice reading over my 2nd round of coffee...now its time to get ready for the evening rush of youngins.....h


Joe smith    Posted 11-09-2008 at 21:49:13       [Reply]  [Send Email]
senior-looking parttime


Kathleen Showers    Posted 08-25-2008 at 10:06:27       [Reply]  [Send Email]
I would like to be a greeter at wallmart I would
like to greet poeple as they come to wallmart




New-Gen    Posted 02-17-2005 at 13:19:01       [Reply]  [No Email]
When I get old I'm gonna aply for a job at Walmart, but I don't wanna be a greeter....I want to be the grumpy old guy who stands by the exit and tells the people not to let the door hit em' on the a$$ on the way out!
(Sorta fits my personality better than trying to be nice)


toolman    Posted 02-17-2005 at 14:53:33       [Reply]  [No Email]
new- gen, don,t wait till ya get old , i hear they have a stack of applications for that job , i put one in last week , said i might be waiting for a while , up here we have a immagriation problem though seems the folks from china get dibs first.


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