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How to Cean the house
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Obie    Posted 02-17-2005 at 10:10:14       [Reply]  [Send Email]
HOW TO CLEAN THE HOUSE

1. Open a new file in your PC.
2. Name it "Housework."
3. Send it to the RECYCLE BIN
4. Empty the RECYCLE BIN
5. Your PC will ask you, "Are you sure you want to delete Housework permanently?"
6. Answer calmly, "Yes," and press the mouse button firmly...
7. Feel better?

Works for me!


Jet9N    Posted 02-17-2005 at 12:08:01       [Reply]  [No Email]
How to clean the toilet:
1. Flush the toilet twice to get fresh water in it
2. Squirt in 2 oz. of shampoo.
3. Call "here kitty, kitty.
4. Pick up kitty
5. Put her in the toilet and immediately close lid and stand on it
6. Wait a minute and flush toilet 3 times at one minute intervals.
7. Have someone open front house door.
8. Make path is unobstructed to front door.
9. Jump off to SIDE of toilet and open lid.
10. Flush once more for good measure.

WhaLah. Clean toilet!!!! LOL

Jet


Hollie    Posted 02-17-2005 at 10:33:50       [Reply]  [No Email]
works for me too!!!!! LOL


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