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The Way Children See Things
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Dave Smith    Posted 02-20-2005 at 11:30:25       [Reply]  [Send Email]
> > The Way Children See Things ...
> >
> > NUDITY
> > I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when
a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark
naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old shout from the
back seat, "Mom! That lady isn't wearing a seat belt!
> >
> > HONESTY
> > My son Zachary, 4, came screaming out of the bathroom to tell me he'd
dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. So I fished it out and threw it
> > in the garbage. Zachary stood there thinking for a moment, then ran to
my bathroom and came out with my toothbrush. He held it up and said with a
charming little smile, "We better throw this one out too then, 'cause it
fell in the toilet a few days ago.
> >
> > KETCHUP
> > A woman was trying hard to get the ketchup to come out of the jar.
During her struggle the phone rang so she asked her 4-year-old
> > daughter to answer the phone. "It's the minister, Mommy," the child said
to her mother. Then she added, "Mommy can't come to the phone to talk to you
right now. She's hitting the bottle."
> >
> > MORE NUDITY
> > A little boy got lost at the YMCA and found himself in the women's
locker room. When he was spotted, the room burst into shrieks, with
> > ladies grabbing towels and running for cover. The little boy watched in
amazement and then asked, "What's the matter haven't you ever seen a little
boy before?"
> >
> > ELDERLY
> > While working for an organization that delivers lunches to elderly
shut-ins, I used to take my 4-year-old daughter on my afternoon rounds.
> > The various appliances of old age, particularly the canes, walkers and
wheelchairs, unfailingly intrigued her. One day I found her staring at > > a
pair of false teeth soaking in a glass. As I braced myself for the
inevitable barrage of questions, she merely turned and whispered, "The
> > tooth fairy will never believe this!"
> >
> > DRESS-UP
> > A little girl was watching her parents dress for a party. When she saw
her dad donning his tuxedo, she warned, "Daddy, you shouldn't wear that
suit." "And why not, darling?" "You know that it always gives you a
headache the next morning."
> >
> > SCHOOL
> > A little girl had just finished her first week of school. "I'm just
wasting my time," she said to her mother. "I can't read, I can't write
> > and they won't let me talk!"


Zenia    Posted 02-20-2005 at 18:15:33       [Reply]  [No Email]
LOL! Good ones. There's a nice little boy next door, Mikey. This morning one of my four year olds saw the neighbors balding brother in law, and thought it was Mikey's dad. He said "What happened to Mikey's dad? Why does Mikey's dad have little hair?"


mud    Posted 02-20-2005 at 16:29:50       [Reply]  [No Email]
Refreshing aint it? "Out of the mouths of babes."
Thank you for posting it.


donna in w.v    Posted 02-20-2005 at 12:31:24       [Reply]  [Send Email]
Thanks for the laugh. At least this time i remembered not to sip before i read!!!


Alias    Posted 02-20-2005 at 12:28:57       [Reply]  [No Email]
Thanks Dave, I'm saving this one....gfp


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