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Hormone Hostage - Male Friend sent this!!
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Ollie    Posted 06-24-2002 at 17:28:39       [Reply]  [No Email]

The Hormone Hostage knows that there are
days in the month when all a man
has to do is open his mouth and he takes his
life in his own hands!

This is a handy guide that should be as
common as a driver's license in the
wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or
significant other!

DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?

DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown.
SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!

DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
SAFER: Could we be overreacting?
SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars.

DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?

And my personal favorite.....

DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?
SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo it today.
SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!

CJ    Posted 09-03-2002 at 17:16:43       [Reply]  [No Email]
I've never known a man smart enough to use number three. You're right, we should have cards printed for them. They should be handed out at every wedding chappel and JP in the country.

Not-a-feminist-but    Posted 09-03-2002 at 08:52:46       [Reply]  [Send Email]
How do you keep a man from drowning?

Take your foot off his head, sweetie!

DeadCarp    Posted 06-24-2002 at 21:36:18       [Reply]  [No Email]
Most dangerous comment of all, even by accident!
If you're in a position where somebody else washes your shorts okay?- no matter if it's on the only day all week she's not shopping or if the kids resemble the postman or whatever other little piddly complaints you might have - Don't ever, EVER say "Oof" when you hug her! LOL

Ollie    Posted 06-25-2002 at 07:15:57       [Reply]  [No Email]
So true ;-} Great follow-up

WallSal55    Posted 06-24-2002 at 17:52:23       [Reply]  [No Email]
Thanks for that one. If I can get it printed out
for the husband now. Hormones from Heck--been
there, done that.

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