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M.R.    Posted 06-27-2002 at 08:29:58       [Reply]  [No Email]
The last fight was my fault. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?" I said,
In the beginning, God created earth and rested. Then God created man and
rested. Then God created woman. Since then, neither God nor man has rested.

My wife and I are inseparable. In fact, last week it took four state
troopers and a dog.

What is the difference between a dog and a fox? About 5 drinks.

A beggar walked up to a well dressed woman shopping on Rodeo Drive and said
"I haven't eaten anything in four days." She looked at him and said, "God, I
wish I had your willpower."

Do you know the punishment for bigamy? Two mothers-in-law.

A man inserted an ad in the classified: "Wife wanted." Next day he received
a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it

First guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's
still alive."

How do most men define marriage? An expensive way to get laundry done for

Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking
they had no faults at all.

If you want your wife to listen and pay undivided attention to every word
you say, talk in your sleep.

Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I
got married; and then it was too late."

A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get
married?" And the father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."

The bumper sticker read: "I lost 250 pounds in one day, I divorced her."

Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a
bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are beautiful.

Jack    Posted 08-08-2002 at 02:32:25       [Reply]  [No Email]
Do you know why God created womean....couldn't teach sheep to cook.

grouch    Posted 06-27-2002 at 11:50:20       [Reply]  [No Email]

Jim (Mi)    Posted 06-27-2002 at 09:50:57       [Reply]  [Send Email]
A true gospel. Finally a little retribution for the male bashings on here lately. LOL

I believe that you are going to get a few responses.    Posted 06-27-2002 at 09:28:06       [Reply]  [No Email]

grove r    Posted 06-27-2002 at 11:01:17       [Reply]  [No Email]
I'm OUTA here!!!!!

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