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In Answer to M.R. Wives
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EIEIO    Posted 06-27-2002 at 16:20:30       [Reply]  [No Email]
TOP TEN REASONS GOD CREATED EVE

10. God worried that Adam would be lost in the Garden of Eden because he wouldn't ask for directions.

9. God knew that someday Adam would need someone to hand him the TV remote. (Parenthetically, it has been noted that men don't want to see what's ON TV; they want to see WHAT ELSE is on.)

8. God knew that Adam would never make a doctor's appointment.

7. God knew that when Adam's fig leaf wore out, he would never buy a new one for himself.

6. God knew that Adam would not remember to take out the garbage.

5. God wanted man to be fruitful and multiply, but he knew Adam would never be able to handle labor pains and childbirth.

4. As "keeper of the garden," Adam would need help in finding his tools.

3. Adam needed someone to blame for the Apple Incident, and for anything else that was really his fault.

2. As the Bible says: "It is not good for man to be alone."

1. And the No. 1 reason of all [Ta da, drum roll, fanfare, etc.] God stepped back, looked at Adam, and declared, "I can do better than that!"



bob ny    Posted 06-28-2002 at 03:46:03       [Reply]  [No Email]
i heard that god asked adam if he wanted a mate
to fulfill his every wish and adam asked what the cost was god said an arm and leg so adam said
what can i get for a rib


EIEIO -I GIVE    Posted 06-27-2002 at 19:09:49       [Reply]  [No Email]
Okay you guys are getting too rough for me, I'll give you this one!! Even though I am a woman I will admit when it is time to backdown. Score one for the men!!!


Mudcat49    Posted 06-27-2002 at 18:48:21       [Reply]  [No Email]
Yes and we all know that women are the cause of all our problems! Adam and Eve had it made in the garden, no work and all they could want and eat, BUT: Eve said, God said not to eat from that tree and God is a man and ain't no dam man gonna tell me wot to do and so here we are!


bill b va    Posted 06-27-2002 at 17:49:59       [Reply]  [No Email]

and he put man on top ... in the real world ... now top that


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