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Women's Ultimate Fantasy????
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Ollie    Posted 07-15-2002 at 08:42:34       [Reply]  [No Email]
In a recent Harris On-line poll 38,562 men across the U.S. were asked to identify women's ultimate fantasy and 97.8% of the respondents said that a
woman's ultimate fantasy is to have two men at once.
While this has been verified by a recent sociological study, it appears that most men do not realize that, in this fantasy, one man is cooking and the other is cleaning.

Pcc-AL    Posted 07-15-2002 at 13:44:44       [Reply]  [No Email]
Well, me and the missus done been thru more marriages than some of the local churches, but somehow this one kinda stuck. However, we both feel like the tomcat that romanced the skunk; It's been fun while it lasted, but we don't want no mo.

Bob(WI)    Posted 07-15-2002 at 13:02:57       [Reply]  [No Email]
I clean, cook, do dishes, mow lawn, fix what need's to be fixed and work full time and still get nothing in return but more work.

Terry    Posted 07-15-2002 at 09:51:06       [Reply]  [No Email]
Well, I don't know about their fantasy but mine's is a women who didn't complain about everything all the time. I'm 63 and haven't met one, yet, and probably won't because because such a women doesn't exsist!!!

Christy    Posted 07-16-2002 at 11:23:35       [Reply]  [No Email]
Hey...I beg to differ with you on that!the problem is communication in the beginning...the man needs to let the woman know what it takes to make him happy..the women needs to tell the man the husband doesnt do nothing around the house..i would be forever grateful for a man that loves to help and in return he would be shown he was appreciated BIG TIME

WallSal55    Posted 07-15-2002 at 10:58:35       [Reply]  [No Email]
Read another bumper sticker, that went something like this: Men belch, fart, and ?
(excuse my poor memory), so women have to bitch
or they'll explode! Saw that bumper sticker at
K-Mart (made by Advanced Graphics).

(I have to admit I keep a lot inside married to
my better half. I do decide to complain now-- when I feel something's really bugging me, lowers the blood pressure, won't have a stroke, etc. Stress kills and makes us ill, so I figure he should have to put up with a little something from me now and then. I would rather let it out, than be 6 ft. under-- from bottling it all inside for years!)

christy    Posted 07-16-2002 at 11:29:57       [Reply]  [No Email]
i hear what your saying..but i promise you women feel that way to..its to bad there cant be compromise , understanding, love and peace between a couple thats supposed to love each other..till death do us part isnt supposed to mean 1 yr after marriage im going to have a heart attack because you bug me so much..but i feel it all the time..ive been married 13 years to a very grouchy mean man..he was raised so differnt from the type of person who needs constant love..hes not happy unless hes raising he-- about somthing 24/7

WallSal55    Posted 07-15-2002 at 08:59:38       [Reply]  [No Email]
My husband grills. That's about it, but it
takes the burden of part of the meal off my
shoulders. (I would wonder if something was wrong with him if he actually prepared a whole meal in a kitchen and/or cleaned.)

Oh, and there's a bumper sticker:
No Man Was Ever Shot Washing Dishes.

christy    Posted 07-16-2002 at 15:54:24       [Reply]  [No Email]
ha ha..aint that the truth though!...:}

DeadCarp    Posted 07-15-2002 at 09:40:22       [Reply]  [No Email]
Coupla good ones today! I'm gonna have to salt these away for the billboard later - here's the one that's up there now. Thanks!

Grove r    Posted 07-15-2002 at 10:38:00       [Reply]  [No Email]
Thats a goodun' DC, love it!!! On the wife issue....guess I must have an exceptional....she rarely, if ever nags at me, 'course, there is realy nothing to nag about........the old dear is quit even tempered......mad ALL the time......I am continualy buying her something......for her birthday, a washer and dryer, can't figure out why she was so displeased with me......thought she would appreciate a new scrub board and cloths line. take her out for super quite often......last year we went to the country store, bought her a chocolate bar and a bottle of pop.....lifes a dream......have a gooder,R.E.L.

christy    Posted 07-16-2002 at 11:31:56       [Reply]  [No Email]
omg..did you really buy her a washer and dryer for her birthday! romantic...:}

Grove r.....Yes, Christie,    Posted 07-16-2002 at 13:35:59       [Reply]  [No Email]
sad but true...... also bought her a bar-b-q, said she always wanted one......bundle of firewood and some long matches......didn't want her burning herself whilst liteing......just soooo good to that woman......

christy    Posted 07-16-2002 at 15:52:07       [Reply]  [No Email]
ha say your a keeper!....:}

Gimpleg    Posted 07-16-2002 at 17:17:27       [Reply]  [No Email]
Hey, that's a good one!!! A KEEPER!! Say, do you like Essex Tri-Directional tractors??? HHHmmmm.

christy....ummmm lol im not sure...maybe if i saw one lol    Posted 07-17-2002 at 07:30:49       [Reply]  [No Email]

ger    Posted 07-16-2002 at 16:51:57       [Reply]  [No Email]
how come nobody ever asked about a mans ultimate fantasy???? MORE TRACTORS BIGGER CHEVY 4x4 lol

Nathan(GA)    Posted 07-15-2002 at 09:40:19       [Reply]  [No Email]
You sound like my wife on the cooking part!

Actually I wash most of the dishes and laundry as well as the vacuuming.

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