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M.R.    Posted 07-17-2002 at 09:18:47       [Reply]  [No Email]
Ponder this!
The closest I ever got to a 4.0 in college was my blood alcohol content.
Marriage changes passion...suddenly you're in bed with a relative.
I live in my own little world. But it's OK...they know me here.
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with 'Guess' on it. She slapped me when
I said, "Implants?"
I don't do drugs anymore 'cause I find I get the same effect just
standing up really fast.
Money can't buy happiness, but poverty can't either.
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
The most precious thing we have is life. Yet it has absolutely no
trade-in value.
There are two sides to every divorce: Yours and sh!thead's
Shopping tip: You can get shoes for 85 cents at the bowling alley.
I am a nobody, and nobody is perfect; therefore I am perfect.
I married my wife for her looks ... but not the ones she's been giving me
lately!
If carrots are so good for the eyes, how come I see so many dead
rabbits on the highway?
Isn't having a smoking section in a restaurant like having a peeing
section in a swimming pool?
Why is it that most nudists are people you don't want to see naked?
The next time you feel like complaining remember: Your garbage disposal
probably eats better than thirty percent of the people in
this world.
Snowmen fall from Heaven unassembled.
Every time I walk into a singles bar I can hear Mom's wise words: "Don't
pick that up, you don't know where it's been!"




Dennis in Ma    Posted 07-17-2002 at 10:55:00       [Reply]  [No Email]
waking up beside somebody's grandmother !!!


bob ny    Posted 07-18-2002 at 08:13:53       [Reply]  [No Email]
still better than not waking up in the morning


Hogman** GOOD GRIEF,    Posted 07-17-2002 at 17:56:44       [Reply]  [No Email]
READIN THIS I JUST RELIZED I BEEN SLEEPIN WITH A GREAT GRAMAW.

AND I STILL FIND IT G R E A T ! ! !


Les...Hey!    Posted 07-17-2002 at 17:38:07       [Reply]  [No Email]
I resemble that! I wake up beside somebody's grandmother every morning.


Dennis in Ma    Posted 07-17-2002 at 10:57:16       [Reply]  [Send Email]
The whole thing is... What's the worst part of a guy getting old ? Waking up besides someone's grandmother. (maybe it's not as bad as messin' up a computer posting in front of jillions of people !)


Gimpleg    Posted 07-17-2002 at 11:59:04       [Reply]  [No Email]
Well, it all depends on the grandmother. Also, no it's not as bad.


christy    Posted 07-17-2002 at 10:34:51       [Reply]  [No Email]
LOL...very good one..gave me a much needed laugh this morning!


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