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JoeK...For Chuck WA    Posted 07-24-2002 at 07:24:29       [Reply]  [No Email]
Today we mourn the passing of an old friend, by the name of Common Sense.

Common Sense lived a long life but died recently from heart failure. No one really knows how old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He selflessly devoted his life to service in schools, hospitals, homes, factories and offices, helping folks get jobs done without fanfare and foolishness.

For decades, petty rules, silly laws and frivolous lawsuits held no power over Common Sense. He was credited with cultivating such valued lessons as to know when to come in out of the rain, the early bird gets the worm, and life isn't always fair. Common Sense lived by simple,
sound financial policies (don't spend more than you earn), reliable parenting strategies (the adults are in charge, not the kids), and it's okay to come in second. A veteran of the Industrial Revolution, the Great Depression, and the Technological Revolution, Common Sense survived cultural and educational trends including body piercing, whole language and "new math."
But his health declined when he became infected with the "If-it-only-helps-one-person-it's-worth-it" virus. In recent decades his waning strength proved no match for the ravages of overbearing regulations. He watched in pain as good people became ruled by self-seeking lawyers.

His health rapidly deteriorated when schools endlessly implemented zero tolerance policies, reports of six year old boys charged with $exual harassment for kissing a classmate, a teen suspended for taking a swig of mouthwash after lunch, and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student. It declined even further when schools had to get parental consent to administer aspirin to a student but cannot inform the parent when a female student is pregnant or wants an abortion.

Finally, Common Sense lost his will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband, churches became businesses, criminals received better treatment than victims, and federal judges stuck their noses in everything from Boy Scouts to professional sports. Finally a woman who was stupid enough not to realize that coffee is hot and was awarded a huge payout
caused Common Sense to finally throw in the towel. As the end neared, Common Sense drifted in and out of logic but was kept informed of developments, regarding questionable regulations for asbestos, low flow toilets, bicycle helmets and mandatory air bags.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason. He is survived by two stepbrothers: My Rights and Ima Whiner. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone.



Tom A -- to illustrate the point    Posted 07-24-2002 at 07:59:22       [Reply]  [Send Email]
Thanks Joe K.

Here is a very sad article from today's Washington Post that clearly illustrates the point, if you can stand to read it all. Seems this stuff rarely gets reported, but appears to be more frequent than we'd been led to believe: I have a friend who is a (now retired) school bus driver who had the same thing happen to him this year, after 50+ years driving.

Tom A


Hogman***Thanks to You both    Posted 07-24-2002 at 22:44:03       [Reply]  [No Email]
That artcle makes ME want to puke!!!!!!!!


scooterhead    Posted 07-24-2002 at 10:26:52       [Reply]  [No Email]
It all starts at the dinner table or the lack of !!!!


Chuck, WA    Posted 07-24-2002 at 07:29:41       [Reply]  [No Email]
Thanks JoeK!


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