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Fawteen    Posted 07-25-2002 at 09:41:28       [Reply]  [No Email]
You seem to have worked some sort of hoodoo on Clem, as he has vouched for you and granted you the appropriate clearances to view the ET(Deleted) archives.

Now, stand on your right foot, put your right hand on your left knee, and your left elbow in your right ear, and repeat after me:

I, Name Your State, do solemnly cuss (or deform) that I will protect the secrets I am about to learn at all costs. When asked for details about the ET(Deleted), I will obfuscate, dissemble, stonewall, take a fifth (or a liter, if you're Canadian), fudge, pettifog, dance around the issue and fib. So help me (insert the name of your favorite politician or corporate CEO here)

Very well, now that you have taken the oath, click on the link.

EIEIO    Posted 07-25-2002 at 10:49:08       [Reply]  [No Email]
Sir Fawteen I must apologize for the rapid delay in acknowledging that what has been bestowed on me. A very unpleasant misfortune happened while taking the oath of jurisprudence the juncture of my odograph and octamerous collided and it took some doing on Dennis' part to release me from my pain.

I will now venture into the world of the (deleted)
ET -

I will be on sabatical from this board until I can absorb just the tiniest of enlightment.

Hogman    Posted 07-26-2002 at 01:26:36       [Reply]  [No Email]
Sorta overwhelmed Ya I recon but You'll get usta it in time......

Fawteen    Posted 07-25-2002 at 16:33:40       [Reply]  [No Email]
Ya don't hafta call me "sir", my parents is married. (Old military joke)

I'm sorry ta hear about yer temporary discombobulation, I plumb fergot ta warn ya to warm up and stretch first. Coupla stiff shots of Ol War Whoop don't hurt none either. At least, not right off...

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