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Oldies but Goodies
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EIEIO    Posted 07-27-2002 at 08:28:40       [Reply]  [No Email]
For all of you who are feeling a little
older and missing those great
old tunes, there is good news. Some of your old
favorites have re-released
their great hits with new lyrics to accommodate
their aging audience. Some examples:

Herman's Hermits--"Mrs. Brown You've Got a
Lovely Walker"
The Rolling Stones--"You Can't Always Pee When
You Want"
Paul Simon--"Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver"
Carly Simon--"You're So Varicose Vein"
The Bee Gees--"How Can You Mend a Broken Hip?"
Roberta Flack--"The First Time Ever I Forgot
Your Face"
Johnny Nash--"I Can't See Clearly Now"
The Temptations--"Papa's Got a Kidney Stone"
Nancy Sinatra--"These Boots Give Me Arthritis"
ABBA--"Denture Queen"
Leo Sayer--"You Make Me Feel Like Napping"
Commodores--"Once, Twice, Three Trips to the
Bathroom"
Procol Harem--"A Whiter Shade of Hair"
The Beatles--"I Get By with a Little Help From
Depends"
Credence Clearwater Revival--"Bad Prune
a-Rising"
Marvin Gaye--"I Heard It Through the Grape
Nuts"
The Who--"Talkin' 'Bout My Medication"


Cowboy Joe    Posted 07-27-2002 at 14:05:54       [Reply]  [No Email]
...and you can't forget that old classic song, Ragtime Cowboy Joe.


EIEIO    Posted 07-27-2002 at 14:57:40       [Reply]  [No Email]
Sorry, I forgot that old classic!!?? Bummer


Les...How about    Posted 07-27-2002 at 08:52:46       [Reply]  [No Email]
Marty Robbins - "I've got 160 acres I can't pay the taxes on"


EIEIO    Posted 07-27-2002 at 12:49:18       [Reply]  [No Email]
MTV Award to Les and Joe K, you guys are good!!


JoeK    Posted 07-27-2002 at 12:28:56       [Reply]  [No Email]
Then theres:
Hank Lockin---Please Help Me,I've Fallen
Burl Ives-----A Little Bitty Stairs Slows Me Down
Kris Krist----Help Me Make It Through the Yard
Otis Redding--Sittin in a Rocker Today
Linda Ronstadt--I'm Falling to Pieces


EIEIO    Posted 07-27-2002 at 15:17:30       [Reply]  [No Email]
MTV Award to Les and Joe K, you guys are good!!

I put the original post in the wrong spot. The heat is getting to my brain and making it sweat, so it is waterlogged.


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