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IT'S SO HOT THAT
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EIEIO    Posted 07-29-2002 at 05:50:08       [Reply]  [No Email]
.The birds have to use pot holders to pull worms out of the ground.
.Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying hard boiled eggs.
.The cows are giving evaporated milk.
.The trees are whistling for the dogs.
.A sad man once prayed, "I wish it would rain - not so much for me, 'cuz I've seen it - but for my 7-year old."
.You no longer associate bridges (or rivers) with water.
.You eat hot chilies to cool your mouth off.
.You can make instant sun tea.
.You learn that a seat belt makes a pretty good branding iron.
.The temperature drops below 95, you feel a bit chilly.
.You discover that in July, it takes only 2 fingers to drive your car.
.You discover that you can get a sunburn through your car window.
.You notice that the best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.
.Hot water now comes out of both taps.
.It's noon in July, kids are on summer vacation, and not one person is out on the streets.
.You actually burn your hand opening the car door.
.You break a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 a.m. before work.
.No one would dream of putting vinyl upholstery in a car.
.Your biggest bicycle wreck fear is, "What if I get knocked out and end up lying on the pavement and get cooked to death?"
.You realize that asphalt has a liquid state.

Fuzzies sent your way!!!!



hay    Posted 07-29-2002 at 07:48:15       [Reply]  [No Email]
if you want hot, come to se texas. we have 11 months of summer and 30 days of mighty warm weather every year. only two seasons here: roast or broil.


bob ny    Posted 07-29-2002 at 10:46:00       [Reply]  [No Email]
ididn't know you were suposed io use that hour i've been saving them for winter


Red Rock Kid - hay now    Posted 07-29-2002 at 09:01:24       [Reply]  [No Email]
Come on now, we do too have 4 seasons here in Texas - almost summer, summer, still summer, and Christmas.


Dennis    Posted 07-29-2002 at 07:52:03       [Reply]  [Send Email]
Hi Hay,
We just moved from Spring, Texas near Houston in the beginning of this year and I agree with you 100% about the weather. It seems to be getting hotter there each year or maybe it is just because I am Getting older.
Have a great week!


Rufus Windrow    Posted 07-29-2002 at 07:34:35       [Reply]  [No Email]
We've had the same problem up here ever since we went on daylight savings time over 20 years ago. That extra hour of sun every day really cooks things good.


LH    Posted 07-29-2002 at 07:45:04       [Reply]  [No Email]
That makes me glad I live in indiana where we don't have daylight savings time. That gives me an extra hour to sleep in the cool of the morning.


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