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Pygmalion Placoid
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EIEIO    Posted 07-30-2002 at 09:19:20       [Reply]  [No Email]
So'ry guys didn't wait fo' enny advice, ah done did hoof it out an' bought me a Pygmalion Placoid t'he'p wif them dadburn pigs. Jest hafta figger out whut t'feed him/her.

It's in the Picture Gallery:
Pygmalion Placoid

Fawteen`    Posted 07-30-2002 at 13:11:41       [Reply]  [No Email]
EI, you been flimflammed. That ain't no honest-ta-fer-really Pygmalion Placoid. That there is a Sahara Forest Sleeper Sheep what was following a Panamanian Pacer Pig too close when the Pig made a sudden stop. Their, ahhhhh, "union" was made possible by the little known fact that the P.P. Pig is the only animal on the face of the earth (other than certain politicians) whose um, "exhaust port" is bigger than it's head. That little evolutionary anomaly almost lead to them being hunted to extinction as they were so easy to track, what with their spoor being the size of a Volkswagen and all.

The proper application of over-the-counter lubricants will permit the relatively painless extrication of the Sleeper Sheep, which you can then throw away, as it's obviously ruint. The resulting Pure Panamanian Pacer Pig is worth a good deal more than the combination you're currently stuck with. Just be careful not to feed it too much roughage, the results can be less than charming.

EIEIO    Posted 07-30-2002 at 15:39:58       [Reply]  [No Email]
Hate disagreeing with you but according to Jackson Jollyruther (former Pygmalion Placoid parthengian), this is a true PPlacoid. If the axis of the moon intercepts the channeling sent by the sun on the beams at the right moment and the PPlacoid arrive at their destination within two seconds of the other there is a theniam combustion that soon evaporates into the atmosphere that produces a smooten of a PPlacoid. Doesn't happen often but it did here. He also advised me to cut off the rethenator, which is located right behind the western hemisphere and it will eat pig slop. So problem is solved. Yeah for Jackson Jollyruther!!

F14...Hmmmm    Posted 07-30-2002 at 15:55:09       [Reply]  [No Email]
Well, I must say, I've never known ol' Jackson to be wrong, so I must be off track somewheres.

SWMBO has mentioned a couple of times recently that I might wanna go see the optometrist sometime soon. I suspect it has something to do with all them damfools heading for the ditch for no reason I can see when I drive ta town for a load of feed...

Clem    Posted 07-30-2002 at 15:39:54       [Reply]  [Send Email]
Ya know, Fawteen, I think I read about that in "National Geographic."

DURN'ED GREENHORNS, (grin) RON/PA    Posted 07-30-2002 at 12:04:08       [Reply]  [Send Email]
EI, didn't Dennis tell ya, when sometin is that ugly it can eat anything it wants,
Let me know if you ever have a litter, I'm looking for one.

Jake from Jakes Corner, Yukon Territory    Posted 07-30-2002 at 11:34:20       [Reply]  [Send Email]
Well boys, that's my kinda ART!!

Alvin-Va    Posted 07-30-2002 at 10:47:22       [Reply]  [No Email]
Ya sposed to FEEDUM? Dang,now I know what I was doing wrong alla long.Lost two right good sized herds fore I got tired of buryin um and jus give up.
Bought into um right heavy back in the fifties, sold off mosta the chinchillas,thought it was time to de-versa-fi.
Fella what soldum to me said the reason they was such a moneymaker was the fact that they didn't need to eat.Big savings in feed says he.HAH.
Bet that treasure map he sold me was a fake too.
Don't mention hit to my cousin Zeb iffn you happen to run across him,kept pesterin me about hit till I finally let him have it in trade for a Monkey Ward shotgun and two possoms.

bob ny    Posted 07-30-2002 at 10:35:46       [Reply]  [No Email]
was that bought as a kit and somone lost the directions a fine example of ahhhhh well a fine one any way

She is a honey-Pcc-AL    Posted 07-30-2002 at 09:55:01       [Reply]  [No Email]
Kinda reminds me of an ex.

Burrhead    Posted 07-30-2002 at 09:51:38       [Reply]  [No Email]
If you gonna use it to plow or pull a buggy much ye need to feed it 18% Hoss & Mule sweet feed.

That looks like a thorobred. Did ye buy it at the track????

EIEIO    Posted 07-30-2002 at 12:49:03       [Reply]  [No Email]
Dennis and I were driving to Myxomata to visit some friends, we happened to see a sozins store, which I wanted to stop at. While there we heard something grunthing and there it was our Pygmalion Placoid. The owner of the sozins store said that they binge on Lemel. Big problem we found out you can only buy Lemel from a placoidian store. Closest one is about 200 miles from here. I am going to see if they are listed on the net and try to purchase some Lemel there.
Here's hoping, I sure don't want to return it.

Burrhead    Posted 07-30-2002 at 13:41:28       [Reply]  [No Email]
I'd run me a ad on ebay before I took it back. Looks like it's got enuff fat to run a week maybe 2 b4 you have to worry about feeding it. Them yuppies'll buy enythin whats uni-q and pay the shipping too.

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