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What's the Matter, Dear?
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jamo    Posted 08-09-2002 at 11:29:20       [Reply]  [Send Email]
A woman awoke during the night and her husband wasn't in bed with her. She went downstarirs to look for him and found him at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of him. He appreared to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She watched as he wiped a tear from his eye and took a sip of his coffee. "What's the matter, Dear?" she asked. "Why are you down here at this time of night?" The husband looked up from his coffee, "Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating and you were only 16?" he asked solemnly. "Yes I do," she replied. "Do you remember when your father caught us making love in the backseat of my car?" he asked. "Yes, I rememeber," said the wife, lowering herself into the chair beside him. The husband continued"Do you remember when he shoved his fist in ,my face and said"Either you marry my daaghter, or I'll send you to jail for 20 years?" She said "I remember that too." He wiped another tear from his cheek and said, "I would have gotten out today."


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