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With age......
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JoeK    Posted 08-11-2002 at 06:16:34       [Reply]  [No Email]

GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT GROWING OLD

1) Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
2) Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.
3) When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you`re down there.
4) You`re getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking
chair that you once got from a roller coaster.
5) It`s frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers
to ask you the questions.
6) Time may be a great healer, but it`s a lousy beautician.
7) Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.



bob ny    Posted 08-11-2002 at 13:33:43       [Reply]  [No Email]
ther are three sure signs of growing old

1 losing your memory
2 ahhhh ohhh i'll be damded if i remember the other two


BOSS    Posted 08-11-2002 at 06:58:47       [Reply]  [No Email]
Heres one I always liked....

Life is a Test...and you're
graded on a curve.

At age 4, success is...not peeing in your pants.
At age 12, success is...having friends.
At age 16, success is...having a driver's license.
At age 20, success is...having sex.
At age 35, success is...having money.
At age 50, success is...having money.
At age 60, success is...having sex.
At age 70, success is...having a driver's license.
At age 75, success is...having friends.
At age 80, success is...not peeing in your pants.


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